Name: Thug Life?
Difficulty: C
Location: Shippuugakure
Reward: 15,000
Experience: 50
Objective: Complete The Mission!
Description: Some locals are complaining of a local gang that is causing trouble along the hood. That's where you come in. You were hired to stop them. You can try and talk them out of this life, but chances are, unless you have a sharp tongue, you will have to get a bit rough with them. Try not to kill them if possible. They are still members of the village, after all. There will be about 5. They are normal humans for the most part, except one, who doesn't know any jutsu, but he does have around B Rank Strength and C Rank Speed and C Rank Endurance. Also, at least two will be armed with a knife or sword.

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It was just another day in Hidden Hurricane Village (Shippuugakure no Sato), Ocean Country. The sun came up signaling the start of a new day. Everyone crawled out of bed, some more gracefully then others. There would be things that needed to be done, and roles for said people to fill. This was no different for Tsundere Xanadu either. She generally had a relatively busy day a head of her, you think being a top medic and doctor plus a high ranking jonin left Tsundere with lots of free time on her shoulder, yeah right. Tsundere's Xandau days were filled with life thearting and top serect missions, burtal training, or working in the hidden village hospital, her skills were need always need, somewhere in this new village she was slowing calling home. Sure, there were some bumps in the plan a times, or an upset that left her with little to do, but today would not be one of those days. She knew that before she even woke up that morning. Though she was free for the majority of village work, she still had what little chores she had planned. Clean a bit here, pick up a bit there, make a trip to the hospital to check on patients. Pretty basic tasks for the middle age and tomboyish medical ninja to think about but if seem as if faith had other plans for Tsundere Xandau, when she gotten a message from some bird, Tsundere toss a table through her window and kick her door down as she curse and cuss out the idiotic and death seeking fool her schedule her to work on one of her few days off. Tsundere would rip that person limb from limb and beat them to an inch of their life and then and olny then would she heal that foolish idiot and repeat the process again until she got bored. When she got bored she would just knock the fool out and leave then tied up somewhere in the hidden village, leaving their faith in unknown hands. Maybe God have pity on the fool and not let Tsundere find him or her.

Tsundere Xanadu had just left the Umikage's office at around noon, give or take a few minutes after handing in her pervious mission report, she help rebuild a section of the village that was hit by an unexpected hurricane lucky there were no deaths report, but the protery damage was through the roof son Tsundere stay at spot for a few days longer than expected it help the people get back on their feet.  She had just finish her shift at Shippugakure's largest hospital. She work for there for the entire night and the rest of the morning, doing the usual things you expect from an expert medical ninja, performing life saving surgeries, putting people under the knife, helping people get over their fear of needles (why did everyone hate needles so much? Tsundere have never been afraid of needles even when she was a small child, Tsundere had deal with worser things, like the constanting bullies from her classmates, her mom who left her at early age, and her abusive father who beat the shit out of her, until she was old enough  to move out of disastrous and negative household.  Of course this happen back in her old home of the hidden strom village, Tsundere clenched her fist, if she ever cross paths with any of her parents, there would be hell to pay. She would break every bone in their body, turning their bones into a fine powder before she would smash their skulls into the ground until their head look like smash fruit. After Tsundere finished plotting the completed and utter derscution of her parents she pull out mission scroll and reread the details of the mission with her own personal comments.

Mission Notes with Tsundere comments wrote::

After she got done reading the notes, she stuck them back into her pants pocket and smirked as she was about to talk a stroll in the hood but she would spend some time at the gym first and wait for nightfall before she went to the hood. It was nightfall in the Hurricane Hood, a time when shop owners and citizens rush to finish their days activities and lock up before dark. Living in constant fear of harassment by local hoodlums, drug dealers and corrupt law bringers. But there was one woman, who was calmly waling throught the dangerous streets as if she own them herself. In fact she start to rap, making up a song on the spot.

"I never be bold, how could I be scared of a man?
I walk through this land like I run this piece
Never can you imagine the pain that I bring
If I say it I'm do it, in the streets or this in Hood"

I'm the Queen of the hill!
Wildest woman in the world and I have no fear!
I'm da mean in da mean, da nightmare dreams
Da root of all evil, weak fear me, the strong envy me, yeah!

Somebody going get they ass kick
Somebody going get they wig split
Somebody going get they ass kick
Somebody going get they wig split"

Beat 'em up, beat 'em up
Break his neck, break his neck
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up
Break his neck, break his neck"




Just as Tsundere was about to rap some more, a group of five man, jump down from the rooftops and surrounded her, Tsundere smirked as she ran a hand through her blonde hair and folded her arms across her chest as she listen to the men speak, Tsundere yawn as she tune them out until they call her an ugly old hag which cause Tsundere's smirked to trun evil as she crack her neck and her knuckles before she stare at all the men around her and shook her head in disappointed and gave them a warning in a form of a rap.


"Never try to step cause you know you can't compete
Live by your mettle , get throwed in the street
This wild chick is about to act up, you better call for back up
You be the next fool, that I slap up"

"See I'm a hard hitter, one hitter, one shot, to knock your ass out.
Step up to me little buddy, you stepping up to a badass kunoichi
I bang your head dawg till your head like heck, boy!
Don't think I'm scared dawg, I leave your red dawg
Your ass are lucky I'm a medical ninja. I might heal your sorry asses!"


The group of men laugh at her as they charge at her and the most one sided fight in the history of the hidden hurricane village started. After a series of punches and kicks, Tsundere had all five of the men knocked out cold on the ground as she got some rope and tie them up and began to drag them through the Hurricane Hood. "I hope the Kage can handle a woman like me." Tsundere laughed as she kick on of the guys in the nuts as he began to said something, the thug was crying as he felt his balls entering his body in unusual way. Another mission successful mission for Tsundere Xandau. Now she will celebrate her successful by drinking or going to the gym.

"Don't Under estimate me or your ass will get knock out like these chumps!" Tsundere pump her fist in the air, as she bob her head to the music in her head, she didn't even have to use lust on there sorry thugs.

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