Genin
Yuumaru
 |  Subject: Mission 2: The Hillside Cavern (C-Rank)  Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:45 pm | |
| A pigeon suddenly landed on Yuumaru’s right shoulder, carrying a scroll with its beak. The bird had a green scarf around its neck, with the Hidden Jungle symbol emblazoned on the center. This must be the Sakurakage’s reply. Yuumaru read the scroll and let the pigeon go. Success! Our hero had finally earned permission from the kage to do a mission, and it was near where he was, the Hidden Moon Village. Wow! My first C-Rank mission! 15,000 ryo, huh? Deadly force authorized? Bring it! As usual, our hero couldn’t contain the burning passion inside him. The world shall know the Blue Beast of the Hidden Jungle! Calm down, Yuumaru, no one cares about the Blue Beast. Hey what the?! Who the hell is writing this? Is that you, Yuri-chan?!The blue beast made his way out of the Main Street of the Hidden Moon. The sky was unusually dark today, with no stars visible. The weather was overcast and chilly. Heh, perfect night for a mission! Our hero thought confidently. Now, let’s see, the cave should be...to the right. I wonder--what could be making those strange noises? The Hidden Jungle officials think it’s either caused by animals or bandits...Hrmm...hopefully it’s none of those two! It’d be too boring for the blue beast!! Our hero wondered why the Hidden Jungle would have a mission posting all the way out here in the Hidden Moon. I knew it...maybe it’s something bigger than bandits and animals...maybe it’s something involving my village…After an hour of walking, it was now an hour past midnight. The temperature was significantly colder, though not cold enough to induce hypothermia. Just goosebumps. Major goosebumps. Our hero’s greatest fear was being alone. I should’ve invited Yuri-chan to go to this mission with me. I feel like something’s following me! Our hero also felt a hundred eyes stare at him from the bushes and trees in the side of the dirt road. He started walking faster. C’mon, c’mon, just get this mission over with… Then he heard it. A sudden rustle behind him. Our hero quickly dashed in front about 10 feet and turned behind him, kunai ready. “Who’s there?” He said sternly. The moon wasn’t out tonight, because it was overcast, and it made seeing difficult. The shadowy figure inched closer and closer, until…It was a young woman. She looked about 18. She had platinum blonde hair that was cut in a bob cut. Yuumaru wasn’t looking because he was a gentleman but the woman had healthy sized breasts, about a 34D. She was also wearing a green skin-tight body suit. Her eyes were closed; she looked exhausted. Then, she started to fall as she was about five feet from our hero. Yuumaru rushed to catch her.“Hey! Are you okay?” Yuumaru panicked. The woman only moaned, seemingly distraught with pain. “Please...hurry…” was all she could blurt out, before...disappearing in a puff of smoke! What in the?! What was that? But she...she looked afraid. Wait...smoke...those looked like Clone Jutsu smoke! No, Shadow Clone Jutsu smoke! I should probably rush to the cave! Our hero ran as fast as he could to where the cave was according to the mission scroll. Finally, he was at the mouth of the cavern. He gulped. “Alright, guess I gotta go in! I wonder what was wrong with that girl…Whatever it is, I gotta save her! I am the Hero of All Women after all!” Wow, Yuumaru. Another nickname? And Hero of Women? More like the Great Groper of Women. Wait, who the hell is writing this? YURI-CHAN!!!!Our hero, the successor to Jiraiya, ran inside the cave. The inside was really small and empty. Our hero looked for the girl, but there was no sign of her...until…What...is that? There was something lying on the ground in the right corner of the cave. Our hero walked to there. It was the green skin-tight bodysuit of the girl he had met earlier. Yuumaru’s first feeling was of nervousness. He really was a gallant man because that was his first thought. He pondered what could have happened to the girl. Then, as slow as always, after a minute of thinking about it and putting things together, he realized that if the girl’s bodysuit was here, then she was probably--Yuumaru shook his head. Seriously, I can’t think about these stuff. This young woman could be in big trouble, yet all I can think about is perverted stuff? Yuumaru scolded himself. Somewhere, the vast expanse of time and space, the god Jiraiya was smiling. He knew he picked the best successor possible. A gallant yet perverted young man! In the words of the great Yuri-chan, “a pervert with a heart of gold!” After looking at Yuumaru’s adventure for a while, Jiraiya the god got bored and started groping the goddesses in heaven. Back to research.Then, our hero noticed a gap in the cavern wall near the bodysuit. He tried to pry open the gap, knowing that there was a room behind the wall. But it was to no avail; the limestone was too hard. I know! Our hero thought. Henge! Our hero transformed into a small hamster, thus making him fit in the hole. Sure enough, the hole led to another, larger room inside the cavern. And that’s when he knew this mission, like his first mission, was not what it seemed.Still in hamster form, he beheld the sight before him. A huge blob monster--a common pestilence in the Village of the Hidden Moon, was standing near what looked like--the girl! Oh god! She was naked! Yuumaru blushed at the thought but quickly pushed it away. I have to save her! Yuumaru the Ecchi Hamster sneaked towards the two figures. As he got closer, he saw clearly what the blob monster was doing to the girl.- Maturity Warning!:
Two of its tentacles had the woman’s hands bound. Another two tied her feet, and held her legs open. The last two were both covering the woman’s breasts, making suction sounds. Yuumaru heard the girl moan in pain. Damn that monster! I should be the one sucking on her succulent breasts! I mean--what the hell, Yuumaru! Unfortunately for Yuumaru, the monster sensed his presence and picked him up with one of its tentacles. The blob then threw him at the direction of its mouth, wanting to eat him. Yuumaru immediately transformed back to a human. The laws of Ecchi Physics combined with the real laws of Physics then made Yuumaru fall on the girl. When Yuumaru opened his eyes, his face was buried in the woman’s bare cleavage, and his arms were around her waist very tightly. The girl let out a loud moan as Yuumaru said “I’m sorry” many times while nestled in the woman’s cleavage. All the while, the blob’s tentacles were still sucking on the woman’s bountiful fruits.
Alright, that’s it! Yuumaru thought angrily. He stood up, cutting the tentacles bounding the girl. He then swiftly carried the girl away from the blob monster, to the back of the cavern room, where he first appeared from the hole. “Wait here.” He told the girl. She was in a dream-like state. She was moaning and making lewd noises. Yuumaru felt sorry for the poor young woman. To think that such a pretty face and body could be defiled by this ugly monster!! Flames of fury burned up inside our great perverted, I mean, chivalric, hero. “You’ll burn in hell, monster! Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu!” A great fireball emerged from Yuumaru’s heroic mouth and headed straight for the lewd monster. In an instant, the blob melted into the ground, dead. The Fireball Jutsu also managed to destroy the wall behind the monster, revealing an exit. “Now, let’s get out of here.” He carried the girl, and headed out to the exit made by his fireball. Unbeknownst to him, as he walked, the slimy leftovers from the blob monster’s carcass penetrated his worn-out sandals, and got into his skin. This was the main ingredient for the illegal and infamous “Pervert Juice,” which was sold in the Shinobi Black Market that will transform a good man or woman to a sex freak and addict. Since Yuumaru only absorbed very little of the slime, about a fourth of a milliliter, the effects will eventually wear out. But as for now…Yuumaru took his time, proud of a mission well done. He was ready for the 15,000 RYO! The girl woke up. “Mister, thank you for saving me.” Yuumaru was puzzled. “Weren’t you asleep earlier?” “No, my consciousness was awake, but that slime made me drink a gallon of his slime juice, making me…” she turned away, feeling humiliated. “Anyways, thank you again. The noises that the villagers heard was my clone, transformed into a bird, crying out. The hole that you came from from earlier was the one I used to get my clone out.” “Wait,” Yuumaru questioned. “How did the blob not see you make a clone and transform?” “The blob takes a five minute break in between his...antics. I then make my clone and transform and escape to try and get help.” The young woman replied. “But...why didn’t you just escape?” Yuumaru asked. “The blob...unfortunately broke all of my leg bones…” It took Yuumaru a moment to realize that the poor young woman’s femurs were a bit bent! “You’re my hero...I thought no one would come and help me. I am a Hidden Jungle ninja, sent on a mission to Tsukigakure to scout a couple of Missing-Nin. Unfortunately, I’ve been held by that monster for over three weeks now.” So that’s why the Hidden Jungle had business here! Because this girl is a Jungle ninja! “You see, I am also a Jungle ninja. My name is Senju Yuumaru! Hajimemashite!” The woman smiled. “I’m Ito Umeko, a member of the Hidden Jungle’s ANBU. My mask was destroyed by the blob, unfortunately...” She then wrapped her hands around our hero and kissed him on the cheek. She then whispered, “Arigatou…” This sudden closeness made Yuumaru red and he almost had a nosebleed, but, being a Senju, he held it successfully. But then, the slime’s effects started to surface! Oh, what great, I mean, bad, timing!- Maturity Warning:
Yuumaru’s eyes suddenly closed, and then opened, staring at a distance, looking like a walking zombie. He then groaned, “I THIRSTY!!!” Then, he brought his head down to Umeko’s ample breasts, latching to both nipples at once. Umeko moaned. “Yuumaru! But--we’ve only just met!” Then she figured it out; that the slime was the culprit for our hero’s sudden lewd transformation! Yuumaru hungrily sucked Umeko’s breasts. Since the poor woman’s legs were broken, she couldn’t do a thing! Weak from the blob’s torture for three weeks, her arms also couldn’t stop our perverted zombie hero. Somewhere, Jiraiya was watching the events unfold. Good job Yuumaru! The god Jiraiya was pleased with his disciple, then went back to his heavenly research in Heaven’s hot springs. The sucking went on for the whole night, and it was only when the sun had risen that Yuumaru awoke to his senses. As soon as he realized the situation he was in, he said “I’m sorry” many times while his mouth still had both Umeko’s nipples. Umeko, on the other hand, had passed out because of our hero’s perverted technques.
Our hero took care of Umeko in the Hospital in the Hidden Moon, as a way to cleanse his faults against the poor woman. Umeko wasn’t angry at our hero, she knew he was innocent. After a few days of stay at the hospital, Umeko and our hero had to go their separate ways. “I’ll always remember you, Yuumaru-kun.” She smiled at our hero. Yuumaru couldn’t help but blush. The girl’s vibes reminded him of someone he knew, Yuri-chan. “Ja mata!” With that, she went back to the Village of the Hidden Jungle to report to the Kage that Yuumaru had rescued her. |
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