Today was another peaceful day in Tsukigakure no Sato, which is also known as the hidden moon village or even better the death village! The merchants were selling their overpriced and overhyped products to the naïve tourists the frequently visited the death village for its tasty bakery products especially its doughnuts, its gladiator like fights in the latin ring where the condemned prisoners of the village fight to death to entrain the masses and for a chance at freedom, and the hidden moon village's own Lamina Peak, one of the, if not the most dangerous and difficult mountain to climb in the five great villages. The Lamina peak are also known as Kill zone Mountain due the extreme difficulty of ascent and the highest fatality rate among all the mountains and cliff around the world, for civilian fatality rates, the rate is and frightening, a near nimiety nine percent fatality rate, there was only one successful civilian climber who climb kill zone mountain but on the way back down, the civilian was caught in extreme snow storm and lost his footing, pummeling down the mountain, breaking every bone in his body before he his body was impale on a sharp pointing rock. Yuri shook the horrifying and gruesome image out of her head, as she continued reading. For ninja, for every ninja climber that successfully climbs kill zone mountain, four ninja die trying.

Yes the village with the name death in it was popular for heavenly doughnuts, bloody fights and fatal outdoor activities, it was no wonder the village was consider the wealthiest of the five hidden villages, it was little bit something for everyone, form the terribly overweight slobs to the suicidal  thrill seekers and everything in between.  Now our tales begin with a native ninja from this village and her name was Yuri Onmyoton also known as the Hidden Moon Pervert or The Pervert Hidden in the Moon. And yes you read that right, she was a female pervert, something you don't see to often.

Right, the Hidden Moon Pervert was located in one of the most popular places in Tsukigakure, the hot springs. "Oh Boy, the women here today are as hot as ever! I love doing research, Praise Lord Jiraiya! " Yuri was currently hiding in a large bush (That could hide three grown men perfectly) that was about ten feet away from the hot springs, Yuri was looking through a pair of binoculars enjoying the sight, of multiple busty women lounging and playing in the hot springs only dressed in a clad towel or even better in the nude. Yuri had her famous Icha Icha novel by her side as she continued her research of the hot spring. Yuri also had a listen device installed inside the hot springs so that she could listen to the women as well. Yuri for some reason had two hand radio ear pieces today one for herself and the other one for backup or something.

Over the radio there was some chatter, nothing steamy or nosebleed worthy has been said yet.Ah, the water feels so nice today, I can a week worth of stress just melt away from me. A girl with an eyepatch said dreamily as she lowered herself in the water and lean on one of her friends, the girl with the yellow ribbons. "Yeah. I think I will remove my towel, it nothing but just us woman here." Two of the other girls giggled. "Strip tease, we get a free show too?" A girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, said excitedly. Her chest was extremely bouncy as she glomped her friend. Causing a small slpash in the hot springs. Causing all the women to become even wetter.

As this was happening, Yuri was laughing perversely in the large bush as her eyes was glue to the group of five women in the hot springs. "That its. Keep the Icha Scene rolling my lovely ladies"
As Yuri was laughing she wondered if anyone would catch her peeking in the springs. Probably not, she done this countless of times without getting caught! She did follow the religious of Icha, and serve Lord Jirayia. She was sure nothing could mess her up today.

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Yes, the Death Country. With a name like that, who wouldn't want to visit. It just screamed hospitality. Saizo didn't know how he always ended up here, maybe he just kept boarding the wrong ship, but no visits been a dull one. So many weirdos in the Hidden Moon. After all, they were just a hodgepodge of ninja from all over. They had pretty much rounded up all the crazy and destructive hooligans, built some houses, and called it a job well done. At least that's how he had imagined it. Still, the crazy ones were also the fun ones. If he wanted to hang out with a bunch of stiffs he would have stayed in the office. The main land was much more fun than his silly island. The lack of vicious hurricanes was a bit displeasing but it made up for it with all sorts of other death traps. He came here way too much for his own good.

It wasn't too long ago since he was with his bestest friends in the whole wide world, Little Senju boy and that one guy who actually came from this village. Maybe they'd see each other again, maybe they wouldn't. Well surely enough, he had to leave the two eventually and so he toke off. "And you're lost aren't you." he said to himself as he walked down an unsuspecting street. Even after all those visits, he still had only seen about a tenth of the actual village, probably less. So somehow he ended up at the hot spring. Was it the water that was pulling him in or was it the sound of girls giggling and getting wet. Ha, we all know which it really was. Still, Saizo wasn't a pervert, not openly, anyways. After all his... close encounters, he was starting to feel some bad habits popping up. Saizo tried to repress it. He was a gentleman at heart, but he was also a man, and men are pigs.

Though the sound of women splishing and splashing was... attention grabbing, the laughing bush was a little bit distracting. Distracting enough to force him into it. He didn't want to be spotted by the hotspringers either so he'd crouch down into the shrub. Little did he know that he had just stumbled upon the wild pervert in its natural habitat. Crikey. This was a rare find indeed. Not only was it in its natural habitat but it was a girl and had binoculars. In fact it was actually kind of weird. Saizo snuck up behind her as kept, what Saizo assumed was, enjoying herself. Saizo placed one hand on her shoulder, likely alerting her that he was present, unless she was just that mesmerized by the scene and whispered into her ear. "You could join them, you know. I bet its much more fun seeing them from up close than from all the way over here."

She was a girl, they were girls. If they were guys Saizo was sure they would've let him join in, but women worked in mysterious ways. He still didn't comprehend them. It's not that he hadn't tried its just... well, he hadn't tried, but that wasn't the point. This was the first time he found himself inside a bush with a girl, but unfortunately, sharing this bush was probably as far as they were going to go from the looks of it. Unless she perhaps wanted to experiment both ways. If so, then Saizo would be more then happy to volunteer his body. For science, of course. It also wouldn't be a stretch to say that he found the women a pleasant view. Ironically, he was meeting more women in this bush then he was at the bar.

This was also her bush, so Saizo would have to leave if she so demanded. He was clearly disrupting the operation. He also knew enough weird Tsuki ninja. Maybe he needed to start trying to find normal people to hang out with. It was so much easier to deal with normal people, but if he did that then he'd never find a perving buddy who he could perv on himself. Now that he thought about it, it was actually a pretty awesome deal. Oh well, so much for being a gentleman.

When the natural pervert is in their natural environment, the pervert tends to lower their guard as they watched their unsuspecting and beautiful prey with a predatory and perverted like grin and a look to match. But the pervert Saizo spotted wasn't your average pervert, not by a landslide, besides her gender and questionable sexual orientation, even when it seem like The Pervert Hidden in The Moon is in full research mood, she does have a few passive alerts and systems to let her know what going on around here. Yuri Onmyoton also known as The Pervert Hidden in The Moon is an A-Pex Predator...eh..Stalker....eh..Pervert....eh No she was a Super Pervert just like her Lord and Savior Jiraiya and The King of Ecchi, Yuumaru Sensei better know as her best friend in the entire world, there where no other perverts in the hidden moon village (or any one else for that matter besides Jiraiya and Yuumaru. The Perverted Powers were through the roof, over nine thousand son. Just like Yuri's, now who was the truly the most perverted out of the three, that is highly debated topic discussed by Icha Fan through out the world. But for now, it assume that Lord Jiraiya was the most perverted person in the universe for now...he had stiff completion for that title.) that could match or even hold a candle to levels of perversion that The Pervert Hidden in the moon was capable of. Hell, Yuri even based a part of fighting style on perverted tactics and lewd jutsu, heck she might be the only current ninja in this universe to have Icha Icha Jutsu. Many people would consider it a blessing to fight someone like Yuri Onmyoton. I mean who wouldn't a to fight someone who could literally (Really she does have the power to do that) bring their sexual fantasies to life? Only the extremely prude or the ultra dumb. Maybe she would get a chance to spar someone today, after she finishes her research of course. The only thing she would end her reseach early for is for Genjutsu Training, Meetings and Training  Meguni, Training with her sensei Taizu Onmyoton and hang out with her best friend Yuumaru Senju.

Now as Saizo would near the unpredictable and sexy pervert in her territory, also known as the Hot Springs and every thing around the hot springs in a thousand foot radius was her spot and she wouldn't give up for anyone. She would be happily to share her spot but anyone who wishes to use her spot who have to understand the Yuri was the Top Dog...eh...pervert...eh...Super Pervert in these parts. Anyway as Saizo got closer to the Pervert Hidden in The Moon, her pervert senses were going off, as she felt an new pervert enter her domain. Yuri let mentally growl as she judge the pervert levels of the foolish pervert."Hm, this person pervert level is slightly above normal levels, he had pervert levels comparable to a low level special jonin but I also noticed that the pervert constantly tries to suppress his true pervert nature, shameful...Lord Jiraiya would not be please! Also I noticed the new pervert does gives off a bit of an orochimaru perverted feel to their selves. This false pervert might be a creep so I have to thread carefully. I hope this false pervert doesn't like children! Then I have to sentence him to an exotic death..Maybe something involving choking?" Yuri let out a lewd giggle as less than pure thoughts appear in her mind.

Of course all of this was playing out in Yuri's mind as she didn't even move to look at the sneaking false pervert, but once she felt a hand on her shoulder she turn to look at the man beside her, eyeing him like a piece of meat or a potential threat to her peeping spot, it was hard to tell the difference. After a few seconds of looking at him, she smile, he look weird but in a cool way, she did like his eyes. Hopefully he isn't a creep.

Yuri smirked at his statement, as she stuck her hand into between her godly grope-astic melons and pull out an extra pair of binoculars and offer them to the stranger that enter her bush, he didn't try to comprised her mission so he must be a friendly pervert! "I bet you would like me to see me in there with them? I like your style...Mr whoever your are, So tell me my fellow pervert. What is your name and were do you come from, I know all of the local perverts and you aren't one of them." Yuri continued to smirked as she pull out a box of tissues from in between her breast and sat them next to the stranger. "Well if you going to me in my research I think you might them need those, lesser perverts like you are prone to nosebleeds." Yuri said matter of factily, as she continued to stare at the women in the hot springs,  rubbing their bodies together and washing each other, some of them were quite touchy, as one of the women yelp in embarrassment, as her friend pinch her ass, with quite a lewd look.

"I could join them but, sometimes I prefer watching from afar, this is art and art is meant to be view at. Plus this does help me in my ninja training. Stealth training to be more precise and since you did manage to sneak up on me, I would assume that your not the everyday citizen? "
Yuri of course was merely guessing but she did through the man beside her had to have some ninja training to get the "jump" on her. Of course she didn't mention that she had pervert senses. Only the truly pervert and faith followers of Jiraiya could have such an ability and the only people who had perverted senses where Yuri and Yuumaru.

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Well, it definitely didn't happen like he though it would. She seemed so calm about him just finding her hiding in a bush. He was expecting, perhaps more shock, maybe a little confusion, but no. She was relatively calm, as if she'd been caught perving before. Well, maybe she had been. She did laugh pretty loud, so it wouldn't be surprising if other people had stumbled upon her doing her thing. Little did he know, she was just really open with it and really just didn't care about what he thought. He just sort of looked her up and down. She was weird. Another weird one. He had some sort of weirdo magnet on him. Seriously, was it that hard to find a normal person for once. Was he just too weird himself? Other then being a ninja he didn't think he was weird. Yet something thought otherwise. Someone from a cult of perverts, what was next. Probably some sort of women who could turn herself metal and had a vendetta against his village. Heh, now imagine that. That would be quite something now, wouldn't it? Yup, if something like that happened he would probably just toss himself out of a window. Too bad he would probably survive that. He was already slowly turning into a pervert. What did he have to live for anymore.

To think that someone of his status was hiding in a bush, probably going to end up watching women bathe with another person. Seemed pretty embarrassing. If only his villagers could see  him now. They would definitely be proud. Well, either that or riot till he was kicked out of office. So yeah, he was in a pretty delicate situation. At least this wasn't his village. It made it a bit safer, but at the same time, if anybody from back home heard about this, he'd be screwed. To be labelled as the pervy kage wouldn't really go well with him. That would probably make him jump too. Yea, he had a very delicate state of mind right now. Hopefully she wasn't a snitch, but too be safe. He wasn't telling her who he was. Not unless he found a reason to trust her.

Now he was a bit surprised and perhaps a bit uncomfortable when she pulled out the binoculars. To think she was able to hold this in there. Pretty impressive. At the same time, he wasn't sure if he wanted to take them. If he did, that means he would also end up peeping, which to him was so inappropriate. What would the old man say if he saw him like this? Actually, he probably would've given him a pat on the back and a thumbs up, but that's besides the point. Saito would probably bash Saizo's face into the ground or just shake his head in disapproval. Maybe if he wasn't holding such an honorable position. He couldn't refuse a gift from a stranger, however. So he toke the binoculars, but just held them in his hands. He was hesitant to put them on, still.

His face turned red from her comment about being with them. Probably about a more light pink. He didn't mean his comment that way. Although he wouldn't mind seeing her undress. Luckily she toke it pretty well. He liked how chill she could be about these sort of manners. "My name... it's Tim, Tim.... Bur." now he had made fake names before, but this one was probably the worst. It also didn't help that his execution was pretty damn sketchy. He was almost embarrassed to ask her for her own name. To give a false name and then ask for hers was such a terrible thing to do. "Whats your name?" he said, hoping she'd remain as calm as she had been. He should take a lesson from her book. Why would he only start to get shaken up now. He already walked into the bush and was essentially sticking around the spa. Perhaps it was just because now there was another person. He was kind of glad that she put out the tissue box. It was almost like he knew how weak he was. It was pretty shameful. She barely even looked at him and could already tell he was a lesser pervert. Man, when he grew up, he wanted to be like her. She gave off such a strong sense of being. "Thank you." he said with a sad tone, referring to the tissues. Now that he got over his mental bump, he was ready to do this. He lifted the binoculars to his eyes and peeked out the bush. He couldn't lie, the sight was worth it. He'd never thought of this as an art. It was an interesting way of putting it. A way that almost made him feel ok about it.

"You'd be correct. You seem to have some pretty sharp eyes. So you come here often?" he said, trying to hide his... excitement about seeing the women play with each other. He was almost tempted himself to go get a closer look. Oh, he was so uncouth. This just wasn't his kind of environment. She was so much stronger mentally then he was. He wouldn't have been surprised if she was a chunin or jounin. Perhaps he was just overestimating her because she was able to do something he never thought he would be able to, and even worse, she seemed to do it so often. When did he get so weak. -.-

"I guess you can tell that I don't do this often. Or at all. But I'll try not to mess with your research." he said. He was kind of interested in her. He actually glanced back at her more then he was watching the hot spring action. He was just really confused about all of this. First time being in a bush. First time being in a bush with company. First time being in a buch peeping with company. He just really needed to find a hot springs of his own to relax in.

The Pervert Hidden in the Moon saw the odd and confused look "Tim Bur" (what an usually name to give someone did he live in place with a lot of trees?) gave her after she laugh. Maybe he thought she was a weirdo, maybe he was think naughty thoughts about her, or maybe he was thinking of a way to get the hell away from her. The Hidden Moon Pervert couldn't read minds and even if she did, it would make a difference, she was an open and shameless super pervert, she was proud of it and made no attempts to hide her pertness from others.  This pervert couldn't care less of what others thought about it, they just jealous that The Pervert Hidden in the Moon saw and got more action in one week, then what people see and get in their entire life times. "Hm. Dude just put on the binoculars. They aren't going to bite you, unless your into that type of thing? Are you? If your worried about them being dirty, don't be I take good care of my girls. No one likes a dirty woman eh... well it depends on the situation. He he" Yuri look down at her lovely chest just case he didn't know what see was referring too, the comment about her girls.

"Plus with that light shade of pink appearing on your face, we both know what your thinking about. I mean I do think I'm pretty darn sexy and those women are sexy too, I wouldn't mind a orgy or something steamy with them, wouldn't that be a treat for you, heck after I finished with them you could do your own thing with them as I watch and even get more research."
Yuri laughed some more, if was hard to tell if she was being serious or if she was just joking about the orgy. Maybe it was a mixture of both. "What do you think? If you have give me a rating out of five stars, how many stars would you give me? You can be honest, I'm not one of those of women who breakdown into bubbling cry baby just because some guy doesn't find me attractive. Now if I have to judge your sexiness I would give you a solid four out of five stars, I love those dark red eyes of yours, pretty hot in my opinion. Hm, plus you look older than me and everyone loves older people." Yuri paused for a moment as she listen to the radio, she spent so much time on the lesser pervert in front of her, she had neglected her prey...eh...victims....eh....research objects...eh art pieces.  Yeah that a perfect name for them, art pieces or works of art. "Before I answer your questions pervert, I got to listen in on our art..Hopefully things has started to heat up if you know what I mean." With a lewd chuckle, Yuri focus her attention back onto the hot spring. She turn up the radio slightly.

Mild Mature Hot Spring Scene:

"Oh Lord and Savior Jiraiya this is my lucky day! I hint the jackpot today." Yuri said in exticed whisper as she nudge "Tim-bur" to see his reaction. "Aren't you glad you decided to stick with me. We about to the art in its purest form " Yuri then rub the back of her and gasped, as she just remember something. "I almost forgot to tell you my name. Tim-bur" Yuri coughed after that and just shook her head. "My name is Mona Lott, The Pervert Hidden in The Moon. But I'm sure your already figure that part out. Also don't mention it, I have perverted friends and sevre a perverted Lord, so I also caryy around a box of tissues in my boobs. Meh, don't ask how they fit, you wouldn't understand, some to do with Ecchi Physics and Fan service. Anyway I'm curious are your a ninja? You just have this powerful feel to you. You know?" On a serious and non-perverted note, Yuri did feel a sense of power coming from the lesser pervert.

After that question "Mona Lott" would leaned on "Tim-bur" as she sighed, "So tell me Tim-bur, what up with your name, I mean did you get that name in the bedroom? After you morning wood has fallen did the other person or people yell timber?" Yuri would laugh quietly as she waited for an response from "Tim-bur" the lesser pervert. As "Mona Lott" laugh it did cause her grope-astic melons to bounce slightly.

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This was the first women he'd met who was so loose. Perhaps, even the first person in general. Well, if she was doing it, I guess he could try it too. It was a bit hard to stay focused in this environment, though. Saizo was only barely able to stop himself from staring at her chest. She was proving to be very alluring. Just as a lluring, or perhaps even more so, then the girls bathing only a few feet away. Perhaps it was the fact that she was fully clothed. The mystery of what was underneath seemed far more intriguing than what he could already see. Saizo loved to explore, after all. He was usually use to exploring the land, but how much different could it be? He was jumping the gun, though. And he keeps telling himself that he isn't a pervert. Saizo had to make up his mind on what he wanted to do. Always so hesitant. Never sure where to start. He felt so flawed at times. Saizo just laughed at her comment. He wasn't sure what his preference was. Maybe he did like dirty girls. Maybe he preferred someone more modest. Just another thing he was unsure about.

It wasn't till now that he actually realized that she actually looked younger than him. Maybe this wasn't the case. He had met people who looked younger than him but were in fact much older, but this didn't actually seem like one of them. It only made this situation even more weird. He wasn't just becoming a pervert, but now he was also hitting on younger women. Did every man eventually hit this stage in their life? She didn't seem to be helping. Just the opposite, the longer he talked with her, the more she encouraged this behavior. Maybe if he were a bit younger. He had yet to mature. His mind was still too wild and uncontrollable for him. He lacked any firm grasp on deciding what he really wanted. Now, as enjoyable as it sounded to join this orgy which already seemed to be starting without them, he'd have to refuse. "Sorry, but I think I can pass on the orgy, but you're free to do whatever you want." Maybe he was better off just walking away now before something irreversible was to happen.

Would that be rude? To just leave her were he found her? It didn't seem like it. Perhaps she was enjoying the company or maybe it was cumbersome for her. She already seemed to be multitasking. Saizo must have been such a failure in Lord Jiraya's eyes. Unable to accept the inner pervert that all human beings posses inside them. Even the women in the hot springs were giving into their inner pervert. To have so many beautiful women prancing around in front of him and have another one right beside him and unable to take advantage of the situation. Saizo looked down, perhaps out of embarrassment. He had liked the compliments. "Rating? In terms of sexiness, I guess I'd rate you... 4.5. You're not lacking in the... chest department. Your hair colour and style, it wouldn't be a stretch to say its one of my favorites. You also seem pretty chill." he said as he started to smile a little. Perhaps she wasn't looking to hear an explanation, but she gave him one, so it only seemed fair that he give one himself. He still wasn't sure how he felt about a younger women, though.

Just listening to the radio would give him a slight nosebleed. He still had a long way to go till he reached the two pervert powerhouses of his age. Maybe he never would reach the two. They seemed to rise higher and higher everyday, after all. Did he really want to reach that high, though. It seemed to almost border on criminal. Still, he had never heard of someone going to jail, solely because they were a perv. After rape, of course, but not due to simple viewing. Restraining orders on the other hand. Yea, he could see them potentially accumulating some of those one day. She did seem to be pretty lucky. Could take a while before anything as serious as that occurred. She also had the benefit of being a women. So much more freedom with it, after all.

Mostly so he wouldn't upset the young super pervert of the hidden moon, he indeed looked through the binoculars. Although his mind seemed to be against it, his body showed obvious signs that it was in favor of his actions today. It surely was some sort of art. Still, he was unsure how to react to things as lewd as this was. It was so strange that he managed to make friends with Semasu. This seemed like something she would do, instead of him. Maybe he would have to introduce them sometime, but with mannerisms such as these, he wouldn't be surprised if they already had met. They both came from the same village after all. "Mona Lott, thats a nice name." he said, trying to ignore the other things she just said. Of course, she was another nut. A very good looking nut, but still a nut. But he was use to running into nuts. Ninja were all so weird. It was amazing that people actually trusted them with anything, let alone their villages. It explained why pay always seemed so low. "Uhh, yeah, I'm a ninja of sorts." probably shouldn't tell her that he was a kage from another village.

"Powerful feel... I wonder about that, sometimes." he whispered to himself but that didn't really matter, being so near each other. And if being as near as they were wasn't enough, she started leaning on him, too. As he figured, she seemed to see through his name. Well, he expected as much. Her name wasn't exactly genius either. Or maybe she just made it up to make fun of his. He sort of felt inclined to put his arm around Miss Mona. It was hard not to chuckle a little. "And what about your name? Don't tell me that yours was from the bedroom too, was it?" He felt like maybe he should give her his real name now.

Yuri simply nodded at Saizo responded, while somewhere in an unknown place, Yuri's Lord and Savior was face palming  himself. "What the hell man? What the hell? What guy would turn down having an orgy with those five lovely ladies in the hot spring!? Is this guy stpiud or maybe he swings the other way? He couldn't be gay, he did have small nosebleed while watching those horny chicks. He could be bisexual or Pansexual and has a stronger taste for men. Or Maybe he just don't know what type of women he likes. How shameful, at least he doesn't follow my religious. I can't have someone like him praying to him. Lord Jiraiya was watching over his faithful follower Yuri Onmyoton as she was talking to this weirdo, yup, that the best thing Jiraiya could come up with for Saizo. As Lord Jiraiya was watching the odd duo, he was enjoying his favorite meal of the day, Konan's chest, the blue haired female had very large tits that could feel a family if she wanted or needed too. What a lucky bastard. But alias Saizo was indeed  a failure in Lord Jiraya's eyes. Unable to accept the inner pervert that all human beings posses inside them. Even the women in the hot springs were giving into their inner pervert for Icha sake. To have so many beautiful women prancing around in front of him and have another one right beside him and unable to take advantage of the situation. Lord Jiraiya shook his head in unbearable shame. Where did he got wrong with today men? He need to do more research and no it wasn't the perverted research he was famous for.


"That's new, most men and few women would jump at the chance of joining those ladies in sexual activity you must be a real gentleman, the biggest idiot  I ever met in my short life or you have someone special, a love interest maybe? She or He is one lucky person I tell you what. As for me I think I pass on the orgy too. Tim-bur" Once again Yuri cough after she said the name, yeah despite joking about the name, she was annoyed about giving a fake name, it was fine if Tim-bur didn't want to reveal his true name but if he going to use fake names, he needs to come up with better names, like Mona Lott. Well now that Yuri thought about the name, it wasn't that genius either but at least it will get people thinking. "Its not that I don't want to. It just that today, I am simply here for research and that me no touching. Plus I been having a certain somebody on my mind for the past couple of days. Besides the one time we meet, I haven't saw them for awhile now. We had an interesting spar. He he"
Yuri would put her binoculars down and lightly growl at the ground, (If Saizo didn't consider her weird enough), maybe this person was leading her on, it would be the first time someone play with Yuri's heart. Beyond her perverted outer shell, Yuri has a beating her of a die hard romantic, the problem was that she didn't show it often. "Anyway, I was getting to personal there for a moment. Now where was I? On yes I remember now." But before Yuri would said anything she noticed that her lesser pervert friend had their head down, which confused Yuri slightly but she didn't said anything. It seem like he was in state of self pity.

"Four and half star rating? I am pretty darn sexy, I wonder what kept you from giving me a full five star rating but it not important." Yuri then chuckle slightly at his comment about her chest. She then grinned as she was to give the same rant or eh speech she gave to many people, man and women alike. "Do not believe the myth that everyone want the super skinny bony chick! That is a flat out lie made by the government to fool young women into buying their diet products. Men and Women want women with an nice hourglass figure. Lord Jiraiya always giving out words of wisdom to women and men everywhere. I don't know what I would do without him. I proably would be less perverted but where the fun in that." Sadly having breasts like Yuri Onmyoton wasn't easy. Yuri Onmyoton didn't grow these babies overnight and for some unknown reason, mainly due the law of Ecchi and for a bit of fan service , Yuri Onmyoton grope her own jugs of awesomeness because it was like it was mandatory for her to do it, an unknown force telling her to do it. Anyway it took Yuri Onmyoton; blood, sweat, tears and lots of food to get her spartan babies to 'grope' perfection. In short she had to trained like a Spartan, the Spartan Way (if anyone in this universe even knew what they where!) to get the awesome babies. Maybe Yuri should write a book about it, maybe she could make a ton of ryo because she knows, she needs the Ryo badly for her Eye scope and Genjutsu training, maybe she should ask the guy beside her for some ryo.

After having her breast moment, Yuri would foucs her attention back o Tim-bur. "I knew it. You are a ninja? So what is your ninja rank and what village do you come from? Are you here on business or for pleasure, maybe a little of both. If you looking for pleasure I know a few spots where you can go at. But it will cost you some ryo." And no Yuri wasn't in anyway pimping herself out, even if it sounded like it a bit. "Anyway, are you finally going to tell me your real name because let face it, Tim-bur was lame and I think you meant to said Tim Burton? Get it?" Yuri giggled again as she thought about Tim-bur question about her name. "Wouldn't you like to know? Maybe you will find out someday. But for now, my real name is Yuri. And yes my parents did name me after a character in an erotic adult novel. " Yuri didn't mention that her last name was Onmyoton. Yuri clan was secretive in nature and didn't want too many people to learn about their bloodline ability call Onmyoton or Yin-Yang release. The power to create almost anything with a simple thought or genjutsu was a powerful ability that is desire by many people. A power that the Sage of Six Paths himself had.  

But after Yuri gave her name, something highly usually happen, a sudden gust of wind blew through out the area and completely uproot the bush that Yuri and Tim-bur was hiding in. It didn't take long before there were fantic and angry shouts coming from the hot springs as the group of five women had look over and shouted "Perverts! Get them!" And out of no where more women came out of the hot springs and gather around the five other women and glared at the two caught perverts.

Yuri gulped as the group crack the knuckles and clenched their fist, Shoot Saizo lesser pervert aura has given her bad luck! "Shoot, what just happen?" And before Yuri could said anything else a traveling salesman with a cart full of pitchforks and torches walk in between the group of angry ladies and the perverted duo. "Get your pitchforks and torches for half off today! Every mob needs one!" The mob of angry naked women happily pull out their wallets and handed over their ryo, as they armed their selves to the teeth. The mob (with had total of twenty women ) now started to advanced towards the pervert duo, their eyes promise pain if they got their hands on Yuri and Tim-bur. "I forgot, today is angry mob day! Run! Dude! Run.  We need to find a place to hide or lose them someway. Follow me!" With a speed of a pervert Yuri quickly ran away from the hot spring as she head into the marketplace of the hidden moon village. The sexy but angry mob of woman continued their  naked march towards the perverted duo. At least Yuri and Tim-bur were ninjas, so they had a good amount of distance away from the mob, for now.

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Yup, he could somehow feel it from up above. Someone was yelling at him. It wasn't the good encouraging yells either. It felt like he was getting insulted. Almost as if he was a ref of a little 9-yr old girls soccer game and one of the parents got fed up with his calls. It wasn't very fun to say the least. It was weird how he could sense it. Not like he worshiped the Pervy God that Yuri mentioned. Maybe lesser perverted senses existed too. Or maybe it was just his kage senses tingling. He wasn't sure. He probably would never know. Did he really want to find out? Nah, it was all the same to him. He was probably just imagining it anyways. No need to worry about it.

Heh, biggest idiot or a great gentleman. Sounded like a compliment to him. Perhaps she was just trying to be kind. Unfortunately, she made mention of a touchy subject for him at the moment. Perhaps touchy was the wrong word to use. He just hoped he didn't die before he did find that special someone. Maybe not today. Maybe not this month, but some day. Maybe. Maybe it was not to be. At least he had the young-lings to look forward to. Yes. Able to mold the new people. At least his life wouldn't be a complete waste. Well, maybe it wouldn't be wasted. Kids these days. So difficult to get them to listen, even if he was their superior. Oh well. He'll make his mark somehow.

And to also think that she had already found her own special person and she was even younger than he was. He was so pathetic. Even a pervert like her could find someone to care about. Maybe he was too unapproachable. Who knows what the future held for him. Maybe he would become some sort of martyr. Yea, that wouldn't be a terrible way to go. To die for some awesome ideal and get his name written down in the history books. It wasn't good enough for him to just become kage. He wanted to be a kage who made some sort of difference. He wanted people to look up to him. For others to respect him. Oh how, he would love that. To maybe even become a god among shinobi. No, he was taking too big a step now. It was way too soon for him to even think about something such as that. He was probably one of the weaker kage, anyways. He was still so inexperienced. Who knew how long the other kage have been in charge. Maybe he just needed to work a little harder than them.

This girl was funny, though. The way she acted was so weird. Just about crazy. But that was the thing. The crazy ones were always the fun ones. Their minds were always the hardest to figure out. To understand why they were the way they were. Sometimes it was just even better to ride along without trying to understand, but even she was human. She probably wanted the same things as everyone else. Power, respect, love, probably even money. Those desires were only natural. It was much harder to find someone who didn't want anything. Now that was a truly crazy person. Far beyond the crazy he was talking about. They were far less interesting. Almost like empty shells with no meaning in life. Dolls unable to decide on their own. Almost disgusting to watch. No, not almost. It was disgusting. People without drive weren't people at all.

Now he didn't know who this Lord Jiraya character was, but he also sounded crazy. Going around telling people what the perfect figure was. Wouldn't it just be easier for them to just decide on their own? to form their own preference? Everybody was unique, or at least they were suppose to be. To force an idea down someones throat like that seemed like, well, a religion. Ironically enough, that was what it was, so perhaps it was justified, but Saizo never did like religion. To look up to deities was silly to him. To each their own. He wouldn't force his own idea on to her or anyone else. Because like he just said, he didn't like religions.

Now Saizo did his best to avoid looking at her "girls", but the best he could do was quick glances at her trophies. Even he knew that it was a lot of work to earn them, and even more to take care of and maintain them. He'd congratulate her if he was able to find a way to make it sound any less lewd, but alas, he could not. His eyes were probably the only congratulations she needed to hear, or well, see. But there time in the bushw as soon to be cut short. Perhaps that was for the better. It was getting kind of hot in there, and he wasn't sure he'd be able to take it much longer. Its tough to be a gentleman after all.

"My rank is... a tad higher than jounin. The village I come from is Shippugakure, The ninja village within the Ocean Country. I guess I'm here for pleasure, but not the kind you're referring to. I'm also a little low on cash, so I think I'll pass on that offer of yours." he said trying to answer all her questions and suggestions. She seemed to like to talk a lot. That wasn't really a bad thing. Shy people were always left behind, after all. Ignored and never truly understood. They are kind of cute, though.  He wasn't really sure if they were his type. Then again, he didn't know if anything was his type. He needed some time to experiment. A lot of time.

He didn't expect her to just tell him her real name just like that. He expected her to keep it up a little longer, but now he felt even worse about giving her a fake name. "Never would've noticed if you hadn't pointed it out, Yuri." but before he could come out and tell her what his name really was, they were out in the open. Next thing he knew, there were five angry naked women staring at them. "W-w-wait! It isn't what you think it is." well, actually, it was exactly what they thought it was, but he wasn't going to say that. It would only make them more angry. And what the hell were the chances that it just so happened to be Mob Day. Actually, what kind of village had a Mob Day? This country was so weird. Nothing like this would ever occur back home. Well, except Cat Chucking day, but that was special.Also, if they were naked then where were they pulling their wallets out from?  

He'd pick himself up and follow Yuri's advice. She was a bit slower than him so following her wasn't difficult, but perhaps he should've gone a different way. No, he wanted to giver her his real name before they went their separate ways. He could probably do that once they found somewhere to hide. Hiding on top of a building seemed like the simple solution, but he wanted her to lead the way. Chances were, he would only get more lost if he tried to maneuver the village on his own. Maybe just get directions and he'd be on his way. "So any idea on where you're going?" he said to her, not really worried about being caught. On his own he could probably get farther, though. "Oh, and before I forget. My name is Saizo."

"Ah, I knew your were powerful, Man. Higher rank the Jonin, you said?" That sounds cool or it could be troublesome.Yuri paused for a bit, there weren't that many ranks higher than jonin, The only ranks Yuri has heard of that were higher than Jonin were Seinin and Kage. Then a light blub went off in Yuri's head, she was doing research with a legendary ninja! She couldn't have gotten any luckier, maybe he knew super stealth moves or have cool ninja gear and weaponry that could help her out on her research. "So you come from the ocean country do you? Are the people there hot? Do their wear swimsuits as normal clothing? How the weather? I heard that your village get hits with hurricanes on a daily basis." As Tim-bur could have probably guess Yuri love to talk and loves to ask questions even more, every thing involving information has always lure Yuri attention for some reason. Even being born in a clan full of assassins and a world fulls of ninjas, Yuri had always wanted to be an Interrogator instead, Yuri was much more fond of capturing and extracting information from people instead of killing them, in fact killing didn't pleased Yuri not one bit even if she was use to it because of her clan. A alive person had many more uses than a dead person, you could turn a agent into a double agent. Gain new allies, or for those with perverted desires like Yuri, you could them for more pleasurable activities. No it wouldn't  be call, sexual assault or eh..rape...not if the person is literally begging for it. But that for a different story in the far off future. Yuri made a mental note to see her Kage after her Tim-bur go their separate ways. Yrui wanted to ask the Kage if she could become an Head Interrogator and maybe get some practice with the art of integration at the prison. Surely Yuri could unleashed all her ideas on the prisoners with out anyone worrying about their welfare or having someone make a huge fuss over it.

Even as her and Tim-bur were running for they lives, and even worse for Tim-bur if they mob did get their hands on them, Yuri was sure the first thing the angry women would go after is his manhood, its a natural instinct born in all women, if you want to hurt a man, go for the groin! It a sure tactic that hardly ever fails, unless the guy is wearing some form of protection down there. Anyway, Yuri could help but get some lewd thoughts about the scene playing out, her perverted mind is as active as always even in times were Yuri life could be at risk. "So if your higher rank than a Jonin, that can only mean your a Seinin or a Kage. Whatever you are, I have to said its an honor to have someone like you hangout with a lowly chunnin like me. And during my research trip too no less. We should do this more often, you know viewing art, not being chase by a mob of angry hot women. At least not this way! I did always dream of having a group of fangirls after me but it was much different than this!" As they ran, Yuri look towards Tim-bur as she made a left turn through an alleyway, running past a black cat along the way, luckily for the duo, the cat was Mr. Black, Yuri sort of pet cat that randomly shows up when Yuri has a extremely perverted, lewd or deadly Jutsu she is about to trained and unleashed on the universe. "I be back for your later, Mr Black, I on the run for now! Remember don't become perverted like me!" The black cat, named Mr. Black nodded at Yuri and Meowed. "Meow!" and then the cat pointed it paw to the angry mob behind them. Yuri nervously giggled as she made right turn, she didn't worry about losing Tim-bur, if he was above jonin level, then she assumed he was as fast if not faster than her. The black cat just tilted its head at the weird scene before it returned to licking it self clean. It pick a enticing and weird village to live in, at least the local birds and mice were good eating.

"They went down the alleyway!" A female yelled as she pointed her torch. "Kill them!" Another female shouted. "Burn his nuts off!" A few female yell in sadistic and evil tone. "Tied them up and ravage them!" A crazy green haired girl cried. "Let me have the young guy. Hmmm, it been while" An old homosexual perverted man randomly said in the middle of the mob of angry women, who stop what they were doing and look at him. "What the Heck?" All of the women shouted in unison. The gay man just shrug, after a few seconds of talking, the mob was now led by an gay man pervert. "Today going to be my lucky day, that for sure." The old perverted laughed before his false teeth fell out, but an naked woman pick it up for him and stuck it back into his mouth.

Meanwhile, Yuri perverted senses were off the chart as she gave Tim-bur a worrisome look. "Bad news, my perverted senses tell me that a old perverted man has joined the mob but don't worry I will watch your rear. And also watch of out for the banana peels up head. Someone broke their neck yesterday from slipping on one of those things."

As group of monkeys were sitting on top of building eating bananas and throwing the peels to the ground. They monkeys seem to chatting amongst each other.  talking about monkey things, like back starching and tree climbing. As Yuri got closer to the minefield of banana peels, she simply
leapt over the peels, like a boss and continued to run.  "So Saizo, was it? How are you enjoying your stay at the hidden moon village so far, I bet you meet a bunch of interesting people and saw amazing places right?" As Yuri and Saizo was running a messenger bird would suddenly appear in front of then as it dropped a scroll into Yuri's hand. Yuri read the scroll and shriek a mighty girly shriek!. "I just been promoted to Special Jonin! Awesome we should party after we loss the mob" If Saizo look back he would noticed the old man, winked at him before he lick his lips and mouthed the words. " "That Ass is mine"

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Well, apparently she recognized what he meant by higher than a Jounin. He expected that much. It wasn't like it was in any code or something that she had to decipher. He liked being called powerful, though. He enjoyed praise in general. Almost made him blush a little. But power can only take you so far. He just met the right people at the right time. Yup, it was pretty much luck. That was how he became kage, pure luck. They probably could've pulled some person from the street and he'd do a better job than him. Probably wouldn't be all the way in the foreign country, hanging with a pervert, soon to be chased out of town, or at least out of sight. At least he could say he was more interesting than someone they could've pulled off the street. That made him feel a little better. Not a whole lot, but it was a start. He'd make his mark someday. He knew he was worthy of kage. Now he just wanted to prove it. He'd find a way to do it eventually. Maybe Yuri would somehow help him figure out what it would be. Probably would be something perverted if she was involved. He'd yet to see much of her non perverted side. Maybe there wasn't any other sides. Something like that sounded a bit disappointing, but if she could live that way and enjoyed it, it wasn't his business to try and change her.

"Yea, I guess you could say a lot of the people are hot and swimsuits are common. And the fact that we wear swimsuits for everyday activities should answer your weather question. The hurricanes aren't much of a problem. We have ways to get rid of them. It can still get pretty windy, though." Yup. They were able to stop even hurricanes. Most jounin were capable enough to do it on their own. They were usually sent in squads. Stopping any that wandered too close to a populated area. Still, the amount of hurricanes around the village was more than enough to keep them hidden. The islands surrounding also seemed to have some wind problems from time to time, so it was never too clear which was the real target. They had a better security system than the Hidden Moon, anyways. The moon was only up for so long each day. He wasn't going to go around, complaining. It made it easier for him to visit so much. He really did need to stop visiting so much. He'd never even been to Kusa but he had been to Tsuki at least 3 times, probably more.

Oh well. Time to keep running. Talking and running was pretty easy for him, though. The crowd almost seemed out of shape to him. Luckily, they didn't look too out of shape. Well, except maybe the old guy who just joined the bunch. To be honest, he wasn't the least bit scared of them. Even if they did catch him, he doubted they could cause him any real harm. Yuri on the other hand? Well, yea they could probably hurt her a bit. It was a good thing that she was a women. They would probably let her off easier than him. Like he just said, though, he could take it. It was best not to make a scene and confuse the people, though. He didn't want to draw any more attention to himself. This was bad enough. At least none of them recognized him. Should he be sad about that? Then again, it wasn't his village. He shouldn't have been expecting as much as that. Outside of the bush, he felt much more free.

"I think I'd enjoy seeing art with you again." or perhaps art with her in it. "I probably wouldn't mind some fangirls of my own." he said with a chuckle. He was almost enjoying the chase more than the time in the bush. Still, he'd love to learn her ways. In secret, though. Something only the two of them and maybe one or two close friends would ever know about. Maybe they would end up getting chased again, but under more favorable terms. He kept up with Yuri with what felt like a slow jog. Saizo wouldn't have noticed the cat if Yuri didn't talk to it. He wasn't much of an animal person, or rather, animals weren't much of a Saizo person. He actually did like animals, and the way she talked to the cat would've been cute if the message wasn't so... skewed. Guess it was all perverted.

The mob still was somehow keeping up. That was pretty admirable of them. If they weren't trying to stomp his nuts in, they may have been friends. Then one voice stood out to him. Yup, he heard the comment about the young man. If Yuri hadn't told him, he may have just brushed it aside and figured he was crazy. Saizo was rather speechless. "Wait, uh, huh?" this was the first time he was ever hit on by an older man, a much older man, anyways. Was he suppose to let him down easy? Well, he did say he wanted to experiment, and he wasn't against being with a man, but even he had standards. "And banana peels too? I didn't even know monkeys lived in these par-." Saizo slipped. He went flat on his face. It didn't hurt too much as he liquefied before he could damage his beautiful face. Lucky for him, the mob was going to walk through the same place. "Damn monkeys." he said out loud. Hopefully not loud enough for the monkeys to hear. Oh well, maybe it would just make it worse for the mob.

Saizo quickly sprung back up on his feet and caught up to Yuri. At least she was slower then him, otherwise he may have missed her question and promotion. "Definitely a lot of interesting people, yourself included. Haven't been able to get to any amazing places yet. I'm sure you know where quite a few of these place may be, right?" It would be great if she could point him int he direction of a few. No need for her to come along unless she wanted to, but now that she just got a promotion, who knows what she wanted to do, well, besides celebrate. "I love me a good party. Oh, and congratulations." and the old man was still there. It sent shivers down his back. Were old people even able to take rejection? How was he even able to keep up with them? What the heck was in the water here?

"Good man. Viewing art is always fun and its even funnier with company even if it more troublesome and increases the chances of being discover. I didn't knew a kage was into such things. So how is it like being a Kage?" Yuri would giggled for bit, Now of Saizo didn't told Yuri he was a Kage but she merely was guessing, once again there were only two options, he was a Seinin or he was a Kage, or well there was the chance, if not very slim chance that we was both but Yuri doubt that. It wasn't that Yuri doubt Saizo's skills, even if she haven't saw any of them yet. She was sure he was far more powerful than she was even with her recent promotion to Special Jonin. "Said what? you don't already have women chasing after you? I must say I'm quite shock Saizo. I thought you would beating women off with a stick, especially those middle age woman who are in dire need  to get marry before a certain age. It was said but once a person reaches a certain age, they are no longer see as desirable. Especially in the case of women. Looks fade over time and even someone as sexy as Yuri knows that sooner or later, her own beauty will fade, a pity but by that time Yuri hope she would have found someone who could looks past a cover of a book and enjoys what is actually inside of it. How strange for a pervert to think that way right? Well sure it was just an standard pervert but Yuri was more than normal pervert...eh....Super Pervert! Yes deep down inside of her she a die-hard hopeless romantic. It rare to that side of her because well, it hard to find anyone who looking for serious commitment, most people would just pefer a quickl fling with her and then be done with her.

"Well of course there are banana peels and don't ask me about where the monkeys come from, I might live here but I have no ideas if monkeys are native to the hidden moon village or not. They just come and go. Like the wind. That why I told you to look out...." Yuri stop as she saw Saizo slipped on a banana peel but what really caught her attention was when she didn't hear the sound of his head impacting the ground instead she saw when turn head turn into water, it wasn't everyday you saw that happen especially in this village, despite from not coming from the ocean country, Yuri easily recognize the unique ability. Once Saizo caught up with her, which wasn't hard due her lower speed. Yuri would just look at him for few seconds. "You really do come ocean country, the only people I knew that could do what you just did were or should I say are the Hozuki clan, strange I thought your clan was extinct after being wipe out by Ocean country navy and infighting among clan members. Your people have cause some problems for the hidden moon village. We do deal with pirate attacks somewhat often and on rare cases, there a Hozuki among the bunch. I haven't faced one in battle but I heard from other moon ninja that your abilities are quite troublesome in battle, especially from taijutsu users, which the power to make physical attacks useless there aren't many ways to defeat your kind. " Yuri was curious to how, their water bodies were affect by genjutsu, when in their liquid form do they render genjutus ineffective as well? Of course Yuri could have ask Saizo that but then once again, she haven't mention her skill set, she didn't even told Saizo her full name and her full name was Yuri Onmyoton. If she didn't have too, there was no need mention her clan name to people, if people even knew what the Onmyoton clan were. Their clan was highly secretive even among each other, they clan were even worse than the Uchiha when comes to slaying their kin, In Onmyoton clan had no qualms about killing anyone in the clan if they deemed a threat: man, woman or child. Young or Old. It doesn't matter, they were all fair game, that could explain the clan small and forever shirking numbers. Safety in the clan were laughable, even a loyalist and dependable member like Yuri Onmyoton, was slightly paranoid when she in her compound.   Yuri didn't knew it yet but everyone in the clan, live on borrow time. The question was a matter of when not if. "When will she be marked for assassination the clan elders?"

Luckily for Saizo, the monkey didn't heard what he said, didn't care what he said or understood what he said. "Actually, despite living here for my whole life, I haven't experience much of the village myself. Let just said, my family over protective and cautious about me. its only been recent when I graduated from the ninja academy and started my ninja career that I'm allow more freedom, it still highly limited but freedom is freedom no matter how small. And I take every chance I have to enjoy freedom." Yuri would look back at the angry mob and laughed. "Hey I know that, old perverted male. He randomly appears after my missions to punish bad little boy and grown men. I remember that one thief I left tied up on a cross, they old guy had a field day with the defeated and bounded theif."

And when the angry mob, went on the bananas peel, unlike Yuri who jump over them or Saizo who turned his face into water to avoid harm, the angry mob weren't so lucky! All of them face planted into the ground or ran into a nearby wall, as mess of sweaty naked bodies litter the streets of the village. Lucky the ground put out the troches before any serious fires could start, as they naked woman got up and returned back to the hot springs, the old perverted man shook his fist into the air and ranted. "You got way this time boy but next time, I will get you. Aw there goes my hip, I need to go home and rest." And just like that the angry mob was disbanded. It was amazing how an angry mob of citizens were able to keep up with two ninja, you have to thank the power of a woman's fury and a man lust, some of the most powerful forces known to mankind.

With the mob gone, Yuri thought about what to do to celebrated her new rank, when it really came down to it, Yuri was unsure of what to do, between her research, her training form multiple teachers and doing missions for the village she didn't have many hobbies beside mediating, reading erotica novels and flute playing, she hardly ever party herself. "So Saizo how long are you planning to stay in the hidden moon village?"
Yuri would stop running as they were in the central market place, the hub of the village, their were merchants all around, selling various goods and stuff.

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"I don't remember telling you I was a kage. But you aren't wrong." He said with a little laugh. Apparently she was a good guesser. It wasn't an attempt at tricking him, was it? Hoping he would slip up or anything. But lucky for her, he was willing to tell her. With the knowledge of his name and his home village, she probably could have figured it out, he just decided to save her the trouble. "Being in charge is tough, I guess. Being kage also makes me a bit harder to approach romantically. Or perhaps I'm just bad luck." These were all just guesses. He didn't know for sure why he could never get a date for the festivals, or why he had to invite him mom to be his prom date. Ah, how he missed mom. She was pretty great, but alas, no one lives forever. Eventually it would be his own time to pass on. The same probably applied to Yuri. Well, that is unless she just so happened to be one of those vampire people he once read about. His clan wasn't too weird compared to some of the other ones out there. He wasn't really sure if he admired or felt sorry for those without a clan. In a way, it showed just how hard they worked to keep up with those with natural advantages, but at the same time, they were still at such a disadvantage against people like him, who were gifted with strength from birth.

Monkeys were even more bad luck. Maybe the black cat crossing the path just added it on. The more he looked into it, the less organized this village seemed. Letting hordes of monkeys enter the village and litter, an Angry Mob Day, Ill-mannared Jounin, a clan that blew up the village buildings every once in a while. This village's kage had his work cut out for him. He was glad his village was straightened out. Mr.Watanabe fixed it up pretty nice before Saizo toke office. Almost too well. Left him with barely anything left to do. Well, except for all the paperwork that was somehow untouched. It seemed to multiply over night, too. "Did you think I was lying? Shippuu is my home. My clan may be spread out, but I can assure you, we aren't extinct. Pirates, on the other hand. I wish they were extinct." He said as he looked off to his side. Needless to say, he hated pirates. In fact, he hated them with a burning passion, related to him or not. They could all just drop dead. Unfortunately that wouldn't happen, so he had to do it himself. If he wasn't a kage, he'd probably be sailing the ocean blue right now, doing exactly that. Still, he shouldn't complain. He was privileged to be chosen, if he were to throw it away just like that, he'd be insulting so many others. He still liked the respect and fear of the title. People knew from his name alone that he wasn't a normal ninja.

He liked to be a normal person from time to time, though. Perhaps, that's why he went to other village like this. He usually avoided telling his name to people like Yuri, but they saw naked women together. They already knew each other so well. Well, not really, but perverts, though. So, yea, he'd let this one slide. Maybe it would work out in his favor some day. Or maybe not. You never really now, anymore. Well, she was already a special jounin. He wouldn't be surprised if she reached jounin soon enough. She probably was a good choice. Well, except if she starts spreading around that he was perving around in the hidden moon. Actually, that reminded him of something. "Um, if you could not tell anyone that I was peeping with you, that would be greatly appreciated. Its not you, its me."

So she did come from a clan, though. He wondered what clan. She already knew his, but she still hand't shared hers. He knew how sensitive those things could be. He use to avoid using his clan name for a while, too. Hozuki was pretty much a synonym for pirate. It still is, but he learned to take pride in it. He was sure she had a good reason for it if she was keeping it from him. Still, it did make him a little bit curious. Too bad it wasn't enough to force him to ask. "Seems sad. I couldn't imagine not being able to even explore around the village, let alone the rest of the world." This was coming from an avid explorer, though. He had traveled to hundreds of places before he even became special jouinin like her. Too bad he couldn't take her with him. It would probably come off as weird. With her tendencies, well, trouble wouldn't be too far behind. He was still considering it, though. Not all ideas were meant to see the light of day. Yea, some were better off dying away in the dark. A harsh but true reality.

"Field day..." Saizo shivered. That was some weird fetish for an old man. It was definitely unexpected. The whole character was unexpected. Well, at least in the crowd of naked women. Well, he wasn't the kind of old man he expected in there. He expected someone a little more straight. I guess he'd take it asa compliment, though. He wasn't chased after much for his looks. At least now he knew he wasn't completely hopeless. If worse came to worse, tthe old man would still keep him warm at night. Or on a cross. He'd probably be desperate enough for that too. Who knows, maybe he'd uncover some sort of hidden like for it. He was still glad they got the mob off their backs.

Who knew that all they needed was a bunch of banana peels. They seemed to give up rather easily, considering they were keeping up with ninja. Only more weird antics by the people of the moon. It made him rethink how long he was planning to stay. Sure he had to get home and actually run the place, but he was sure they could run it for a little while longer without his assistance. He was just there as more of a spokesperson. A pretty face for the government to hide behind. He wasn't a mere puppet, though. He did hold power, but he was not in absolute control of anything. Anything but the people's trust anyways. Even that was a debatable, though. It was pretty lucky that no one got hurt too bad. Except the old man, but maybe it was a good thing he got injured, he may have kept going, otherwise. "How long am I staying?" he said, stopping to look at one of the stands. "I haven't really thought about that."

Well it seem like her small trick and part guess worked. She hoped that Saizo would have slip up if she play if off. "No you didn't told me but come on give this pervert some credit. Like I said before there aren't many ranks above jonin, There only Kage and Seinin. Heck but then Kages are what like the strongest Jonin from their village that were willing to take the job. And Seinin are well, I not sure if they would consider high than a Kage, it varies I guess." Yuri shrugged as she stopped near Saizo as he look at a vendor, sadly this vendor had no erotic novels to sell.  "I would said, I know how it feels being in charge but I can't. Never had to lead anything yet. But then even if I did get the chance I might turn it down, I more of a follower than a leader when it comes to most things." Plus would anyone really trust a pervert (Even if they have mad ninja skills) to lead a squad of lower rank ninjas, espciailly with someone as perverted as Yuri, the sexual harassment complaints would be through the roof..eh or not....Yuri was more of the watcher type of pervert, meaning that she prefers to simply watch her targets instead of trying to grope and feel all over them. She wasn't a touching pervert like her Lord and Savior Jiraiya. "Well if people won't come to you, then you have to put yourself out there player. Hit the clubs, beaches or where ever is the best place to pick up people in your village. Sure you might get turn down a few times and have some failures but sooner or later, you find that special someone!. I mean I haven't had much luck in finding someone special. The first crush I have on someone, they weren't into female so yeah. Second time I thought this one person really did like me but at the end, they were just toying with my heart. I mean I finally have the courage to ask the person out but the person just laugh at me and told me it was just a game." Yuri grinded her teeth and frown as she remember that one girl, she finally manage to get courage to ask her out and she pull that bullshit out on her, Yuri was heartbroken and pissed that night. Even now with time has passed, Yuri still can't get over it even if the two of them became friends (Smart right). "After that I really don't show my romantic side to people. Funny I'm telling you to put yourself out there but yet I'm telling you my fail experiences in the love department. Not very smart of me but I matter well be truthful. Love isn't easy." Yuri sighed, maybe she was one of those people who will never find their truth love. "Finally there people who just want a one night stand or the causal fling. I not entirety against it but I would like to fine a person or people who are open to long term committed. Also don't worry I won't tell anyone of our art tour, and even if I did would who take me seriously?" After that Yuri deiced to remained silent for awhile, she pretty much just told her story about her love life to a complete stranger....eh...well not stranger...but....friend maybe..or maybe just two perverts who happen to run into each other.? Hopefully they would meet again someday and if not, well then that how life works, people come and go.

One of the wealthiest hidden villages that is currently around, ha, who are we kidding, The Hidden Moon was and is the wealthiest village out of the big five hidden villages. During the war that Yuri doesn't remember, Tsukigakure no Sato managed to break through and become recognized as one of the great hidden villages. They are known for having a large marketplace where merchants from everywhere come to sell their goods. The hidden moon village or Tsukigakure no Sato, which ever name you prefer , a place of bustling streets with merchants selling knickknacks and trinkets; mostly bearing the crest of the moon. Yuri Onmyoton village prided itself in commerce, its wares ranged greatly from silverware, weaponry, armor, household items, utensils and less common stuff such as old historical scrolls and documents. The air was almost always stifling in this busy village due to the mass number of bodies roaming the streets and the shops cooking food to sate their customer's hunger. And Today was no exception even if it was angry mob day, if the streets were even busier and more crowed since today there was a village wide discount on pointy, sharp and shiny weapons. Also there was discounts on fire-based weapons too. It was a good thing Saizo here was made of water, if there were any wild fires, Yuri could use him like a firehouse or maybe put him in a bucket and throw him over the flames. Saizo wouldn't feel any pain would he when he is in his water form would he.

"The most popular item that we sell at our village is doughnuts. There this woman, her name is Semasu Rankujo I think. She a huge fan and spender of doughnuts who goes around providing helpful information and advice  to all the doughnuts makers in the village to improve their quality. I haven't met her myself but I heard the rumors of her explosive temper and her goddess like body! yum. Rankujo women are just so sexy, I wonder how they do it." Yuri mood improve from earlier as she had to use most of her self control to keep her self from drooling. Only lesser perverts do that and she would not fall to their levels. After of few seconds of dreaming about Rankujo women, Yuri coughed to clear her mind. As Yuri was about to speak expolsion could be heard in the distance, mostly likely coming from the Rankujo compound. Someone must be training or someone manage to riled up a Rankujo. How Foolish.

"Hm, well stay as long or as short as you want in the village!" Yuri giggled as she walk closer to the stand and look at the items they were selling, it was mostly jewelry. Yuri didn't wear much Jewwerly besides her yin and yang necklaces, to show her connection to the Onmyoton discreetly or not, in fact it could bee seen as a big, I'm an Omnyoton sign. "Most of this stuff is fake, a real waste of money." Yuri nodded her head sagely as the merchant just glared at her, oh how the merchants here hated Yuri.

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He just giggled a bit, a man giggle. Although she was right, it was amusing how she kept telling him that he was one or the other. At the same time, it sounded a little close minded. There was a number of thing he could be. It never even seemed to occur to her that he could've been lying. Lucky for her, he wasn't. Her innocence just seemed so cute, though. So very cute. A complete stranger telling her he was a kage of another village and she barely even questioned it. Did Saizo honestly look so trustworthy? He did have red eyes. Saizo always found it hard to trust people with red eyes. Still, he only seemed to like her more because of the little she cared. She did her own thing without fearing how other might view her. Or was this no more than a guise, hiding how she really felt. No, he didn't feel that way about her. She seemed honest. Maybe that's the way she felt about him. A mutual understanding. And the understanding didn't stop there. Even their love lives were both similar. Both full of struggle and heartbreak. Tragic really.

"I use to think I was a follower. I guess fate had other things in store for me. Now, well, followings no longer an option. I guess someone had to lead. Still, it's not too bad." he said. He wouldn't force her to take charge of anything, but he wouldn't be surprised if one day she had to train a bunch of genin as a jounin or something of the likes. The more experience before that, the better. Even if she did turn out to be a pervert, she was still a good person. He would trust her with young ones. He'd probably even trust her with his own child, if he had one. Everybody had flaws, hers were just a little more noticeable than others. The fact that she could just go around flaunting them only made here seem better in his eyes. Well, then again, she wasn't really flaunting it when they were hiding in that bush. That was a different kind of situation, though. He'd still probably trust her with most children.

"Find that special someone." those words sounded so nice. Like a song in his ear. He also felt bad for Yuri. She was struggling to find that perfect someone just the same as he was. People could be so mean, though. There was some real hurt that could be brought from love. Maybe it wasn't always best to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all. Sometimes the sheltered life seemed so much safer, but then no one would get anywhere. Putting himself out there was what he needed to do. To be prepared to get hurt. To try and meet new people, even if it meant getting hurt in the process. It was alright to get hurt now and then. Even after hearing her story, no, especially after hearing her story, he felt like she was giving him strength. A sort of emotional support. It was weird how it worked. All he could do was turn to her and hug her. He didn't say any words, just simply held her for a little bit.

He may have thought she was weird at first, but she was starting to create her own niche in his small list of friends. He found it hard not to like other people, but some people were even harder not to like. These were the people he was glad to have met in his lifespan. People he could say, he was glad to be friends with. There were so many people unworthy of such titles. Yuri, was one of those unworthy. Just kidding, she was fine. Maybe a little bit better than fine. But enough about friends, no matter how good a tv show it was back in its day. They were standing in a beautiful market place fill of foreign stuff. Well, foreign to Saizo, anyways. He loved the sort of trinkets and dohickeys once could find in these stands. Sure, a lot was trash, but that one treasure among all the rubbish was always worth the look. Well, sometimes it was.

"Miss Semasu... oh geez. I can tell you right now, her body is quite... er, I mean yes, she has quite the temper and her passion for doughnuts is very real, too." trying to avoid saying anything too perverted. It was a force of habit. Even when conversing with a pervert such as Yuri. He truly was lesser pervert. Still, he was proud with his lesser pervert self. Well, maybe not proud of being a lesser pervert, but about today and what he had done. Not the peeping on women part of the chased by a mob part, but the meeting of Yuri part and just seeing yet another thing the world had to offer. Well, he did like pretty sights. The market was bustling with all sorts of neat things. Pretty and some ugly. More pretty than ugly, though. But then again, beauty was in the eye of the beholder. beauty was just a concept created to distinguish people from others. It was pretty silly. Though the words wonderful and amazing were much better describing words. Who knew that Semasu was famous in here own village, though. To think that a special jounin knew not only her name but her tendencies. She was moving up in the world. It was good to hear. It was too bad Yuri was so great at encouraging him to buy. Otherwise he may have actually done so. At least she knew about hospitality. "I'm sure it's not all fake. There must be at least something interesting." he said as he could only imagine a smug face on the merchants face.

As Yuri remained silence, think about her failed attempts at romance, she noticed and felt that Saizo hugged her. Even if she didn't ask for it, she was glad that he hugged her. Hugs always do make people feel better, unless its one of those bear-hugs move that wrestlers use against their opponent in attempted to make them submit. "Thank you." Yuri would said in a near whisper as the hug was broken. Even if they just met in an unusual way, she would consider the Saizo the Kage who less perverted than her, a friend. Another name to added in her shockingly small list of friends (Unless Non-playable counts lol). Heck Yuri could count all the friends she has with one hand. Some would consider this sad but, to Yuri these small list of people held a deep connection with her and she do her best to be the best friend she could be to them.


"Maybe your right about being in charge isn't so bad, I mean one of dreams, no one most important goal in life is too have a family of own and I know I will have to take care sometimes! Can't leave it all to my partner or they might me sleep out on the cold couch all alone." Just thinking about that made Yuri shiver a bit even if it wasn't cold out today. Then Yuri sighed as she placed both of her hands behind her head and loo up towards the sky. "Heck it really the main reason I even became a ninja in the first place. To protect the one or ones I hold closet to my heart. Other things like power or fame don't hold any interest for me. Sure I would like to have a small fortune if not more but only because I want to provide the best for my family when the time comes. If I ever get one that is but I won't think like that, I will make my dream a reality someday."[/color] Strangely enough her bloodline dealt with making illusions into reality but her bloodline can be talk about later if the topic comes up between them, Yuri was sure that Saizo would be curious from what clan she came from.

Yuri closed her eyes for a few moments, using her perverted senses to help her remain aware of her environment. Just like before she starts a mission. Yuri began to daydreaming, In fact the daydream seem more like a vision. Yuri saw an older version of herself standing inside of a kitchen, looking out of window as she saw a small female child play and with a small puppy. The two of them seem to be having fun, as Yuri could the sounds of laugher and braking. As the child and the puppy continue to play whatever game they were playing. Yuri could see the older version of herself, shiver in pleasure as a woman came up behind her and wrapped her arms around her. For some reason Yuri could see the figure of the woman but after that, nothing else, it was like the woman was blur everything see try to change her position in order to view this woman. Yuri was wondering why she couldn't look at the women that was embracing the older version of herself. Even know Yuri couldn't see the other woman, she could hear her crystal clear. The other woman was whispering sweet nothings into the older Yuri's ear, as she planted kiss down her neck. It seem as if things were about to heat up until the child and puppy, barge into the kitchen, their faces fill with happiness. The little girl began to sang. "Mother and Mommy sitting in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G, First comes love, second comes marriage and finally here comes me in the baby carriage!" The little girl cheered as everyone in the room start to laugh and yes even the puppy seem to laugh, heck the puppy seem to understand the human tongue. After everyone finished laughing, the older Yuri picks up the puppy and the other woman picks up the little girl. Yuri was wondering what they were going to do but she was snap out of here dream... vision...thingy.

"Yes, that would be nice." Yuri would said randomly as she open her eyes again. "Uh Sorry about that I was having another one of my daydreams." Yuri would laughed somewhat nervously as she rubbed the back of her, her day dreams can happen at the weirdest of times. Anyway the Hidden moon Peverted would shake her head, as they tal about more important matters...wome...no erh....art. "You meet Semasu! Come on Saizo, tell me about her body!" Yuri said in shock with a tint of jealously. How was he able to met her before she did, when they live in different villages!. Yuri pouted a bit as Saizo decided to talk about Semasu love of doughnuts, he was truly a lesser pervert but still he was a great guy.

Now as Yuri was about to responed to Saizo, the merchant got fed up and bolt out of his seat and slam his hands on the table, his face was red, I tell you want. "Okay, Girl, listen to your friend there, I olny sell the most athehinc of diamonds and gems at my stand I don't apperiacte it when you stand here and spread false lies about my products. Now you buy some or go away!" Then with a complete altitude adjustment, the Merchant had smile a big cheesy grinned at Saizo. "You seem like a man an eye for detail and a man of high statute . Wouldn't you like to go home today with a fine piece of jewelry, what type of gems do you like. I offer many of them for a reasonable price." The Merchant spread out his arms as he show off his products.

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Saizo wondered what his own family would be like. He didn't want to get too far ahead of himself, like Yuri was, though. He had no real preference, anyways. He just wanted someone he could love. He wasn't asking for much else. Well, and maybe a good sense of humor. Then again, that probably fell under someone he could love. It was hard to love someone without a sense of humor, after all. It was probably possible, but he didn't want to try that. Well, maybe he was going to dream of his family life. Well, at least of how he hoped his wife or husband would be like. Barely even occurred to him that his perfect women could very well be a man. He wasn't against going the other way. He wasn't really in it for that kind of pleasure, anyways. If he was, he would just buy it. Simple and easy.

He wasn't above experimenting with either sex. As long as he felt something when with that person. He didn't ask for anything else. Still, he felt almost the same way with people he considered friends. He wasn't sure how he was suppose to distinguish or realize when he knew for sure that he liked someone. Maybe he liked everyone. Maybe he was some sort of love machine and he didn't even know. He was kidding of course. At least he hoped he was. Would that make him a sort of whore if it were true? Don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Alright back on track. Saizo could only laugh a little as he saw Yuri daydreaming out in the open. It was pretty cute. Who knew what she was dreaming of, well, besides her, of course. "It's fine." he said, smiling back at her as he leaned over the merchants stuff. Nothing really caught his eye quite yet.

Saizo himself didn't wear jewelry of any sort. No rings, no necklace, no sort of wristbands. He liked to keep it rather simple. No need for anything of the sort. They only got in the way. He'd probably lose them in the water, anyways. He'd hate to waste his money like that. Speaking about money. He was kind of short on it. Probably didn't have enough to buy the insane prices the merchant was going to come up with. "Well, actually, you see, I'm flat out broke!" he said as he put one hand behind his head and laughed a little. Sadly, he wasn't kidding. He didn't bring nearly enough money with him. Wasted almost all of it in a single day. HE had maybe enough for one more meal. Maybe he would have to go home early. Or maybe he could get a job in the village for a little while. Work as a waiter. Hopefully no one would recognize him. The kage of an entire village, working as a waiter. Actually sounded sort of fun. Maybe he would try it one day. Starting from the bottom again. Would be fun. Maybe he'd even get promoted to manager someday. Could you imagine that? Saizo being manager of a restaurant. His mother would have been so very proud of him. Maybe he could work at a doughnut shop. He wondered how well Semasu would tip. Actually, she would probably ask him for extra and free meals. Yea, he couldn't have any of that. It would have been bad for business, especially since she ate so much. They would be losing so much money. He'd probably get demoted too.

He stepped away from the stand, giving the merchant a little wave. Maybe some other time. "So... know any nice restaurants?" he hoped she'd pick something cheap. He'd love to pay for both meals, but again, short on cash. She didn't seem especially rich either. Looked like she spent most of what she earned. That was just a guess, though. Who knew how she really handled her money.

The Merchant broke out in hysterical laugher as he heard Saizo said those evil words, that forbidden statement and a merchant worse fear when they trying to push their products on the uninformed masses, the easily persuaded saps, or erh loyalty customers, yeah that the term. "I don't think I heard your right young man? Did you said that you were flat broke? I mean did my ears hear you right? Broke?" The Merchant continued to laugh, he seem to have a few loose screws in his head, at first he though the young lad was joking about the Merchant could literally smell the poorness coming from the man, sadly he wasn't joking. On side note, poorness strangely smells like limes. "Flat broke? As in no money? No Ryo? No nothing?" Soon the Merchant fell to the ground as he was rolling on the ground, holding on to his sides, mostly his ribs as he burst in major fit of laughter, he was laughing so hard that the merchant had tears running down his eyes, you could the slight pain in the merchant voice as he hold his ribs tighter and finally you could the merchant face was redder than a tomato by this point, it would seem as if this man would need medic attention and also strangely or make un-strangely enough no one around the Merchant, Saizo and Yuri seem to notice or even care what was happening. This sort of thing was happen often in the marketplace so most people tend to ignore it unless they get involved in it some how.

But just as the merchant seem to get ready to died from laugher, his laughter sudden stop as he stop up with a annoyed look in his face as he face Saizo. "No Ryo, No Service get the hell away from my stand before you attracted more people of your kind! I have a business to run not a charity!" The Merchant ranted before he closed his stand and move to different spot, one preferably with no broke or poor people.

"That was odd even for me!" Yuri would rub the back of her head as a big sweat drop from behind her head in typical anime fashion. After several seconds of blinking and watching the merchant leave. (Sadly the merchant didn't drop any form of money or any of his superb germs or trendy jewelry. Looks like Yuri would get any more richer today, well at least she didn't spend any money today either so it all balances out in the end.

"Do I know any nice restaurants? I don't eat out much, I spend most of my money on genjutsu training, fancy gadgets, and sexy outfits. But I do know of this one restaurant but trust me you couldn't afford it. My Sensei as known as my first crush took me there when we first met..the place was too perfect to describe in words. And still she broke my heart at that same restaurant so I would rather not go there. At least not now." Yuri awkwardly said, Yuri once again rub the back of her head. "Well, that was a too much information! Awkward moment there" Yuri whistled as she thought about were to eat at and then she thought of brilliant idea, if only a light blub could appear above her head. Well she could probably use her Onmyoton powers to do that but for now she would avoid talking about her abilities. There could be other Onmyoton ninja stalking Yuri as she speaks, an Onmyoton can never be too careful when talking about their powers. "Just pick a place, ANY PLACE, I don't care about the cost and I will 'pay' for our meals. Consider this as a gift from your perverted friend." Yuri grinned. Now she barely had any money on her and the money she did had on her, she wasn't going to waste any of it on Saizo, not even a single ryo! But she could easily afford any meal that they would have order, as she had to do was use the power of postivie thinking! With her Onmyoton powers as well.

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Ah, what a riot. This village was full of the strange and unknown. Even the merchants were crazy. He wasn't going to be surprised if the kage of this village was in fact the mad hatter himself. He could see the tea table now. He would probably be really disappointing if it didn't turn out that way. If the man in charge was actually sane, well what would be the fun in that? And if that truly was the case, how did he allow this village to keep growing and acting as it was. There was never a dull ninja in Tsuki. Most moments were far from dull too. If his heart didn't already belong to Shippuu he may have considered moving, but he liked his homeland too much for something like that. If he even attempted to leave now, what kind of chaos would ensue? Although he was curious, he wasn't curious enough to actually try it out. He didn't want to chaos a massive uproar or worse. That would be against his ideals.

He was glad the merchant left, cause Saizo was just about to start backing away himself. As exciting as the man was, he didn't exactly seem safe to be around. He may not have been a ninja, but one shouldn't underestimate the power of the people. Normal people could be just as scary, maybe even scarier, than ninja. Especially crazy and angry ones. Luckily, this guy still seemed to have a sliver of self control left in him and was able to hold off on making too big of a scene. That was real lucky. Saizo didn't want to be in the spotlight, after all. Even if they didn't recognize him, the less people seeing his face, the better. Still, this wouldn't stop him from having some fun around the village with Yuri. It wasn't everyday that you get to meet a nice girl and get to walk with her around in the streets.

"Odd sure is one way to put it." he said, almost ready to laugh out loud. He really did enjoy this place, as crazy as it was. It had its up and its downs, just like a roller coaster. And this was one splendid roller coaster. One that he hasn't been afraid to ride on multiple occasions. Maybe that was the reason he always found himself coming back. It never seemed to disappoint. Although, he still did wonder how someone was even suppose to be in charge of this place. It seemed like a lot more work than usual and nearly impossible to enforce things. Guess he was glad that Shippuu was so much more manageable. Now, Yuri hit his pride a little with her remark, "Couldn't afford it", it stung. He was in no position to argue though. Although he tried to defend himself in his head, he really saw no way where he could win. He wouldn't have too, though. They weren't going there anyways. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up any bad memories." he said, even though it really wasn't his fault. He still felt guilty for having brought up the topic of restaurants. He wasn't going to bash her sensei for having rejected, but it was too bad things happened like that. Still, student teacher relationships usually didn't work out as smoothly as people dreamed them out to be.

"You want me to pick anywhere? Well, I'm not very familiar with the town, but I guess anywhere that serves Suimono." yes, Saizo was a soup person. He also liked seafood, but he figured he could get better stuff back home than here so why not try something else. He was tempted to ask for the local specialties, but she didn't say anywhere. He was sure he saw a little place for what he wanted somewhere when they were being chased by that angry mob. He'd almost forgotten about them and having met Yuri inside that bush. It hadn't been that long ago, but it certainly felt like it was. Maybe it was because this day alone was more eventful than some of his weeks. HE certainly didn't regret coming to the land of death.

"Nah. Its more of an even way to put in." Yuri would giggled a bit, a weak giggle but a giggle all the same. To lighten or at least attempt to lighten the mood, she did brought it down a bit with her fail romance attempt. The Pervert Hidden in the Moon shouldn't be moping around especially after she manage to look at five hot lovely ladies, meet and became friends with a kage who was a pervert just like her! Or well a lesser pervert and Yuri herself was a Super pervert. Yuri manage to put a small smile on her face, she just felt at ease around Saizo, he was a nice and Yuri hope that he would find someone to love and that person will love him back as well."Don't worry about it Saizo. Its my fault for not being able to get over past heartbroken. I mean it been while since it happen and I even manage to stay friends. But some times it feels like it just happen yesterday. The pain is still there, its not a great but it lingers. I guess the best way to get over it is to put myself out there and search for someone else. Too forget about my fail attempt with my sensei and focus on the future. I mean this village is just full of single women looking for their special someone, hopefully some of these women are bisexual, homosexual or pansexual!" Yuri nod her head in perverted sagely manner. She was ture there was someone out there for her and she wouldn't give up until she finds this person, if she can't find them in the hidden moon village the she would go to other villages. Maybe they have the girl that Yuri is looking for! The power of love knows no bounds, and its power it far-reaching.

Yuri grunted and rub her forehead, as felt a slight pain in her head. Her Yuumaru senses were off for some reason, it seem to be getting weaker for some reason. This was troublesome, she didn't know what could be the cause of this, was their friendship weaking? Their bonds growing weaker the more time they spend apart. Or was she becoming a terrible friend. Yuri frown, after her meeting with Saizo she would have to figure out why this was happening to her. This could affect her Pervert Senses as well. This was something that Yuri couldn't ignore or the aftermath could be horrible!

But for now she didn't want to worry her new friend. So Yuri nodded her head, as she had a neutral expression. "Yes anywhere you want. You pick, we eat and I pay for it" Yuri grinned a bit, she wonder what Saizo like to eat but soon her question would be answer. "Suimono? Uh what is that exactly? Is it a type of fish? Or maybe its a pie or some sort" Yuri would tilt her head, she has never heard of that before but she sure the was a vendor that sells it. "Okay even if I have no idea of what your talking about lets go find it!" Yuri would walk in front of Saizo as she made her way through streets that we now getting even busier than ever. The mid-day rush was starting one of the busy times of the day in the marketplace. "Watch yourself. It about to get crowded up in here? People lie to shop in the middle of the day. Stay close to me! If you get lost just shout and I will find you and vice vesra. Also be wary of pick pockets. They love to go after tourist!" As they pass people on the street some of them were quite rude, as they just ran or try to run into the duo. Yuri simply sighed and try to move out away of she could.

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