The islands in Ocean Country have been celebrating the arrival of the next Umikage, Saizo. The long bridge leading to SHIPPUUGAKURE NO SATO has been closed for outsiders because they wish to celebrate this moment with Ocean Country natives only.
As usual, the Storm Country has been hosting the Asgard Games to welcome their Kanetsukage, Cornelia. It's a double special occasion because Cornelia is also the first female Kanetsukage. She has been picked for her courage, loyalty and outstanding power by the BOUFUUGAKURE NO SATO elders.
Not only that, but the Cherry Blossom Country has become relieved as well. It seems that everyone is slowly picking up after the war now. KUSAMURAGAKURE NO SATO proudly presented their new Sakurakage, Altair.
TSUKIGAKURE NO SATO is still thriving on the merchants coming in and out. They have not experienced anything special lately. Their wealth has remained the same as they were not forced to invest into shinobi unlike the others.
On the cold isles of the Blizzard Country, HYOUGAGAKURE NO SATO has still refused to create a free traveling policy. Some habits never change. To protect their traditions, they have even warned outsiders to not interfere with their matters.
Now that everyone is picking up again, who will come out on top?
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Subject: Cbox Happy Moments Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:23 am
Alright, use the quote tags below to place in a funny moment that you think everyone should laugh about. Granted if it isn't funny but rather dull or discriminating do know that your post will be deleted. Now have fun boys and girls. Also as a general rule do not spam this place, if I find you doing that then you will receive a warning, then a ban.
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[quote]Put your funnies in here[/quote]
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[19:11:51] Messages cleared by Jojo Kaguya [19:13:50] Requiem : Seems logically but like I say fuck logic [19:13:52] @ Jojo Kaguya : anyways, I got your issue posted up Requiem, hopefully something is figured out soon enough [19:14:01] @ Xavier : Logic? [19:14:03] Requiem : Thank you Madam [19:14:04] @ Xavier : psh [19:14:06] @ Xavier : no such thing [19:14:08] Saizo : Issue? [19:14:09] @ Hisame : Logic, not here [19:14:10] @ Jojo Kaguya : You are welcome [19:14:17] Saizo : Req, do you have bronchitis? [19:14:17] @ Hisame : Crazy is here [19:14:19] @ Jojo Kaguya : Nothing big Saizo [19:14:29] Saizo : ah [19:14:30] @ Xavier : he got his penis stuck in a tree Sai [19:14:40] @ Xavier : dont let her tell you lies [19:14:43] Kumagawa : O.O [19:14:44] Saizo : Winnie is stuck in the honey tree? [19:14:48] * Jojo Kaguya had to chop it off with her camellia bone [19:15:03] Saizo : Bone meets Boner lol [19:15:03] @ Xavier : Lol yup [19:15:03] Requiem : what do you mean Brother? [19:15:05] Kumagawa : test [19:15:15] Kumagawa : test [19:15:18] @ Jojo Kaguya : ... I just admitted I boned him [19:15:20] Kumagawa : thats better [19:15:20] @ Jojo Kaguya : oh my [19:15:26] Saizo : XD [19:15:27] @ Xavier : XDDDDDD [19:15:29] @ Hisame : lol [19:15:32] Kumagawa : O.O [19:15:33] Saizo : I didnt know you liked it that way Req [19:15:37] Kumagawa : well then.... [19:15:38] @ Hisame : Eden won't be fond of that, Jojo [19:15:39] @ Hisame : XD [19:15:49] @ Jojo Kaguya : Hehe, she'll find it hilarious Hisame [19:15:49] @ Xavier : I already saved it [19:16:04] @ Xavier : when I get them to unlock the lol moments [19:16:06] @ Jojo Kaguya : She needs all the laughter she can get [19:16:07] @ Xavier : it shall be used [19:16:16] * Requiem shadow fade away after being raped
Reasoning: So Saizo had requested a story to be told in the cbox, and me being the nice guy I am would accept the request and now here it is... Book 1 of the PEZ Dispenser Series: The hunt for the Fish Taco. Enjoy :D!
Narration: Xavier Ideas and side bars: Saizo, Rina, and Others (Fair warning... there are swears. curse words within, read at your own discretion, also sorry used spoiler instead of quote, due to size)
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[23:24:25] @ Xavier : it* [23:24:46] Naga joined the chat on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:24 pm [23:24:46] @ Xavier : Well I know Zo was trollin so [23:24:49] Naga : hello [23:24:56] @ Xavier : there's a snake among us [23:25:08] Requiem : Sup [23:25:09] Naga : me? [23:25:13] @ Xavier : ello Naga [23:25:25] Naga : this is a awesome site [23:25:33] @ Xavier : Idk... do you think it's you? [23:25:48] Naga : hiya requiem, and xavier [23:25:52] Saizo : so [23:26:01] Requiem : More grays [23:26:06] Naga : yes I could be a snake, and Ironically thats the kind of character I plan on making here [23:26:17] Saizo : snakes [23:26:25] Saizo : I hate snakes [23:26:37] Naga : I like snakes, hate spiders though [23:26:48] Rina Mara : I haven't thought of a characterristic for my quadruplets [23:27:26] Requiem : I should continue my work on my profile [23:27:32] Naga : so anyway, I thought I would say hello. I'm going to start working on my character [23:27:51] Saizo : i tinks [23:27:52] @ Xavier : sounds good [23:27:55] Saizo : ima go to beds [23:28:05] @ Xavier : you tinks [23:28:09] @ Xavier : incorrectly [23:28:15] @ Xavier : you shall not leaves meh [23:28:21] Saizo : someone wanna gimme a story? [23:28:23] Rina Mara : biya sai just think of personalities sai [23:28:36] Saizo : ill stay for story time [23:28:46] @ Xavier : quickly [23:28:54] @ Xavier : someone give him a story [23:28:59] @ Xavier : everyone pitch in now [23:29:07] @ Xavier : I shall start [23:29:11] Saizo : Amuse me, pawns [23:29:18] Rina Mara : Sai please don't leave me yet [23:29:37] Saizo : Gimme dem story [23:29:37] Hisame has been disconnected on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:29 pm (session timeout) [23:29:42] Rina Mara : Hisa-sama hasn't posted yet [23:29:46] @ Xavier : There once was a blue god like creature know as... [23:30:03] Saizo : John! [23:30:29] Rina Mara : Blair is the laid back twin [23:31:03] @ Xavier : Jhon, feared nothing for he was god like, he fell into a ditch one day and lost his powas [23:31:17] Saizo : o.o [23:31:25] Saizo : magic ditch? [23:31:29] Isais has been disconnected on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:31 pm (session timeout) [23:31:32] Rina Mara : yep [23:31:33] Isais joined the chat on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:31 pm [23:31:41] Saizo : wb [23:31:42] @ Xavier : The hugest magik ditch there was [23:31:52] @ Xavier : wb indeed [23:32:00] Saizo : bitch* lol [23:32:06] Naga : where is Kusamura [23:32:12] @ Xavier : xD [23:32:24] @ Xavier : in da jungle Naga [23:32:27] Rina Mara : The jungle [23:32:51] @ Xavier : He pleaded with the almighty Morgan Freeman to return his powas[/b] [23:32:56] Naga : hmm okay, it's juts things are a little different here. I'll have to get use to the names [23:33:12] @ Xavier : the pictures should help [23:33:12] Saizo : ._. [23:33:23] Rina Mara : I will help you [23:33:26] Saizo : Morgan Freeman said? [23:33:33] @ Xavier : plus the names are there [23:33:53] Saizo : Continue story?!?! [23:34:22] @ Xavier : Morgan Freeman would speak only once "I shall grant you your wish, however you must earn this gift" [23:34:32] @ Xavier : Calm down Sai the story is moving [23:34:35] Naga : well I'm looking over the clans, trying to find the snake clan again [23:35:04] @ Isais : im going to be making lots of money soon! [23:35:15] Saizo : I want money [23:35:40] @ Xavier : The almighty Morgan Freeman would send Jhon on a quest to locate the almighty Saizo the awesome and acquire some malk from him [23:35:52] Saizo : o.o [23:35:58] Saizo : THATS ME! [23:36:04] @ Isais : we all do [23:36:04] Saizo : OH MY GOD [23:36:09] Saizo : IM FAMOUS?!?! [23:36:11] @ Xavier : xD [23:36:21] @ Xavier : Morgan Freeman knows you Sai [23:36:25] Saizo : OH MY MORGAN FREEMAN* [23:36:49] @ Xavier : lol [23:36:49] Saizo : k [23:36:54] Saizo : so what I do? [23:37:30] @ Xavier : Jhon, would venture forth as the mortal man he was... taking trains and boats searching the vast world for Saizo the awesome [23:37:57] Saizo : oh the suspense [23:38:03] Saizo : its killing me [23:38:26] @ Xavier : Jhon had one place he had yet to look for the awesome Saizo.... [23:38:55] @ Xavier : the chatbox [23:39:19] Saizo : that was my second guess [23:39:34] @ Xavier : Lol [23:40:00] @ Xavier : Gathering his wits he would break through into the box and found Saizo awaiting his arrival [23:40:19] Saizo : Oh my goodness [23:40:23] Saizo : Im so cool [23:40:39] Saizo : Totally knew he was comin [23:40:56] Rina Mara : . [23:41:41] @ Xavier : Saizo had but one request and in return he would give him the malk... "locate the one known as 'Rissy' and steal all of her cookies" [23:42:05] Saizo : lol [23:42:28] Requiem has been disconnected on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:42 pm (session timeout) [23:42:34] Saizo : I personally would have made him do handstands [23:42:44] @ Xavier : Lawl [23:42:47] Saizo : but I guess his idea is better [23:43:09] @ Xavier : gotta somehow include everyone :p [23:43:15] @ Xavier : well not everyone [23:43:24] Saizo : ah ok [23:43:41] @ Isais : i need ideas for logos [23:44:12] @ Xavier : Jhon would continue his journey searching for RIssy far and wide, only to find her at... [23:44:38] Saizo : "Easier then your mom" [23:44:41] Rina Mara : Lilah's house [23:44:44] Saizo : awesome slogan [23:44:54] @ Xavier : hush now Rina [23:45:00] @ Xavier : you and your spoilers [23:45:04] @ Xavier : gotta change it now [23:45:11] Saizo : Rissy lives in a cave [23:45:19] Rina Mara : noo it isn't fair [23:45:22] Saizo : under a bridge [23:45:30] Saizo : next to my house [23:46:05] @ Xavier : her cave under the bridge, next to Saizo's house which he doesnt use [23:46:29] Saizo : lol [23:46:50] @ Xavier : as Jhon approached the cave her protectors Deli and Rina presented themselves [23:47:15] @ Xavier : barring his way the now mortal Jhon stood no chance [23:47:32] Saizo : and her dog Yama? [23:47:50] Saizo : I think you forgot hi. [23:47:54] Saizo : him* [23:48:09] @ Xavier : we havent made it into the cave yet Sai, who knows what is in there [23:48:22] Saizo : ooooooh [23:48:26] Saizo : ok continue [23:48:40] Saizo : someone should be writing this down lol [23:48:46] Saizo : make its own topic [23:48:46] @ Xavier : xD [23:48:58] @ Xavier : tis true [23:49:36] Naga has been disconnected on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:49 pm (session timeout) [23:49:41] @ Xavier : Little did Jhon know, once he had entered the awesome Saizo's presence, a gift waas bestowed upon him should he be put in danger... [23:50:11] Saizo : :D [23:50:48] @ Xavier : As Jhon prepared to face Deli and Rina, a great light could be seen and out of that light... the spirit of the Dovahbear emerged [23:51:02] Saizo : OoO [23:51:47] @ Xavier : using its Bear voice attack, it would incapacitate the protectors, allowing Jhon to make it into the cave [23:51:52] Rina Mara : the dovahbear can't hurt me [23:52:12] Saizo : Fus roh dah isnt for hurting [23:52:15] @ Xavier : hush, never said you were hurt [23:52:23] Saizo : its for blasting people of mountains [23:52:48] Saizo : whis the cave under the bridge next to my house is on [23:52:53] Saizo : which* [23:53:20] @ Xavier : which means you are free falling off a mountain right now [23:53:59] Saizo : hmm [23:54:02] Saizo : sorry xavi [23:54:10] Saizo : but i gotta go T.T [23:54:16] @ Xavier : Lol [23:54:18] Saizo : we continue later? [23:54:19] @ Xavier : alright [23:54:23] @ Xavier : We shall
Due to Technical difficulties and Jeff's bit of spam, part of the story wasn't able to be recovered, however we do have a recap so that the readers don't get lost. RECAP: Jhon, after entering the cave was faced with 3 tunnels to choose from, after choosing tunnel 2 at the leadership of Saizo, Jhon's Dovahbear spirit companion was captured and he was forced to leave it behind after getting a bit of a lecture from Saizo whom clearly said he should've chosen tunnel 1! Moving forward Jhon would be forced to choose between 6 doorways and that concludes the recap.
[00:18:24 15/07/13] Saizo : no one would be silly enough to choose 2 again [00:18:32 15/07/13] @ Xavier : calm down Jeff [00:18:34 15/07/13] Saizo : so there is probably no trap [00:18:39 15/07/13] @ Hisame : . [00:18:40 15/07/13] Saizo : flawless logic [00:18:48 15/07/13] @ Xavier : gotta give you a warning for spamming [00:18:49 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : Saizo [00:18:54 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : I am behind that door [00:18:55 15/07/13] @ Xavier : relax [00:19:02 15/07/13] Saizo : OH GOD [00:19:04 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : Whatcha sayin bout dem traps :3 [00:19:11 15/07/13] Saizo : ANY DOOR BUT 2 [00:19:19 15/07/13] @ Xavier : XD [00:19:23 15/07/13] Rina Mara : choose door number 1 [00:19:35 15/07/13] Saizo : listen to Rina [00:19:43 15/07/13] @ Xavier : so we got a vote for door numa 1? [00:19:44 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : 6! D: [00:19:50 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : I'm behind door 1 to ;) [00:19:52 15/07/13] @ Xavier : 2 votes for 1 [00:19:56 15/07/13] Saizo : nah [00:20:04 15/07/13] Saizo : Rina is smarts [00:20:13 15/07/13] Rina Mara : nvm [00:20:14 15/07/13] @ Xavier : anyone else wanna vote? [00:20:27 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : x"D [00:20:27 15/07/13] Rina Mara : I don't want story time anymore [00:20:35 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : I vote 6 [00:20:42 15/07/13] @ Xavier : nah yall dont wanna contribute to the story?... yall suck [00:20:47 15/07/13] Saizo : how come [00:20:47 15/07/13] * Rina Mara goes to do something funnier [00:21:02 15/07/13] @ Xavier : psh whatevs [00:21:09 15/07/13] @ Xavier : the story shall continue on [00:21:25 15/07/13] * Ika Mazi (Jeff) grabs Saizo and drags him into door #2 [00:21:35 15/07/13] * Saizo voids [00:21:39 15/07/13] @ Xavier : so by majority rule.... door numba 1 it is [00:21:46 15/07/13] * Xavier smacks Jeff [00:21:47 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Yeah [00:21:50 15/07/13] @ Xavier : take a seat [00:22:15 15/07/13] * Ika Mazi (Jeff) voids but takes a seat [00:22:16 15/07/13] Saizo : Xavi is boss durin story time [00:22:26 15/07/13] Rina Mara : behind door number 1 is the docahbear spirit [00:22:29 15/07/13] Saizo : he decides wether you void or not [00:22:34 15/07/13] Rina Mara : dovahbear* [00:22:36 15/07/13] Saizo : whether* [00:22:37 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Rina! [00:22:41 15/07/13] @ Xavier : yo spoilers! [00:22:44 15/07/13] @ Xavier : >_> [00:22:50 15/07/13] @ Xavier : gotta change it now [00:22:58 15/07/13] Saizo : *facepalm* [00:23:21 15/07/13] Rina Mara : it has to be a dovah [00:23:26 15/07/13] Saizo : Nah [00:23:35 15/07/13] Saizo : its obvs Dragonite [00:23:48 15/07/13] Saizo : bitches love dragonite [00:23:53 15/07/13] Rina Mara : that or meg griffin [00:24:13 15/07/13] Saizo : or dovahmeg [00:24:14 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : Rina D: [00:24:26 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : APOLOGIZE TO THE DRAGONITE [00:24:30 15/07/13] Rina Mara : What jeff [00:24:56 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Jhon taking into account that the last time he choose the 2nd option he lost his Dovah companion, so he would go with the first door, however before proceeding through door number 1 he would push open all the doors and quickly run through the first once he did [00:25:15 15/07/13] Saizo : Good boy [00:25:30 15/07/13] Rina Mara : come on let it be a dovahmeg [00:25:38 15/07/13] Saizo : Always open all of them [00:25:49 15/07/13] Saizo : tricks the system [00:25:56 15/07/13] Saizo : the system be like [00:26:10 15/07/13] Saizo : "which one he enter" [00:26:19 15/07/13] Saizo : and systems buddy be like [00:26:20 15/07/13] Rina Mara : door number 1 [00:26:21 15/07/13] @ Xavier : To his luck behind door number 1 awaited the mystical genie known as Meg.... Meg the Dovahgenie [00:26:34 15/07/13] Rina Mara : yes [00:26:37 15/07/13] Saizo : .o. [00:26:45 15/07/13] Saizo : Creative [00:26:53 15/07/13] Saizo : Wish for a fish taco [00:27:00 15/07/13] @ Hisame : . [00:27:08 15/07/13] Saizo : and a Banana Mobile [00:27:20 15/07/13] Rina Mara : he needs the dragonite to complete the mission though Sai [00:27:41 15/07/13] Saizo : bu-bu-bu [00:27:55 15/07/13] Saizo : fish taco D: [00:28:22 15/07/13] @ Xavier : however the genie wasnt one to give away wishes without a catch, the voice of Saizo would resonate throughout the cave "you know you want to wish for a fish taco for me" [00:28:25 15/07/13] Rina Mara : wish to be in front of the monster Rissy already [00:28:25 15/07/13] Zodiac : dragonite [00:28:30 15/07/13] Zodiac : GARCHOMP RULES [00:28:56 15/07/13] Saizo : lol this Saizo character [00:29:02 15/07/13] Saizo : I like hi. [00:29:06 15/07/13] Saizo : him* [00:29:52 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Jhon would think on the matter before coming to a decision... "I would like to summon the beast known as Dragonite, also give him the spirit of my friend the Dovahbear as well!" [00:30:07 15/07/13] Saizo : ... [00:30:09 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Yeah [00:30:10 15/07/13] Saizo : damn [00:30:15 15/07/13] Saizo : Jhons a douche [00:30:24 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lol indeed [00:30:24 15/07/13] Saizo : forgot the taco [00:30:34 15/07/13] @ Xavier : fool aint get yo taco [00:30:37 15/07/13] Saizo : least it was a cool wish >.> [00:30:47 15/07/13] Ika Mazi (Jeff) : LOL [00:30:51 15/07/13] Saizo : Saizo betta beat his ass later [00:30:55 15/07/13] Rina Mara : true [00:31:56 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Granting his wish, the Dragonite would be born... however the Genie planned on using Jhon to allow her to escape the maze that was Rissy's cave [00:32:44 15/07/13] Saizo : oh no! [00:32:50 15/07/13] Saizo : jhons gonna get used [00:32:53 15/07/13] Saizo : ah well [00:33:02 15/07/13] Saizo : serves him right [00:33:03 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Meg needs to die by my hands [00:33:14 15/07/13] @ Xavier : However Jhon knowing full well that this Genie couldnt be trusted, would have the Dragonite destroy her with one swift Dragon infused voice attack [00:33:15 15/07/13] Saizo : taco hater jhon >.> [00:33:23 15/07/13] Saizo : o.o [00:33:26 15/07/13] @ Xavier : lol Rina, you were a guardian [00:33:29 15/07/13] Saizo : well played [00:33:49 15/07/13] Rina Mara : I still have a twin that is good [00:33:50 15/07/13] @ Xavier : would you like to make another appearance? [00:33:57 15/07/13] @ Xavier : or the twin? [00:34:04 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Twin [00:34:45 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Very well [00:35:15 15/07/13] Saizo : hmm, usually the evil twin comes second [00:35:23 15/07/13] Saizo : Plot Twist [00:35:37 15/07/13] Rina Mara : yes plot masta [00:36:18 15/07/13] @ Xavier : After dealing with the Genie, Jhon was sick of this maze bull shit and decided to use the Dragonite to bust through the walls all the way to the Enchantress by the name of Rissy [00:36:50 15/07/13] Saizo : well [00:37:01 15/07/13] Saizo : someone is a lazy cheater [00:37:04 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Rissy needs a skyguard named Requiem' [00:37:15 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Her recently aquired 2 headed dog, Yama would stand before him, attempting to stop him from interacting with his master [00:37:16 15/07/13] Zodiac : i'm confused [00:37:20 15/07/13] Zodiac : whats going on [00:37:30 15/07/13] @ Xavier : You had to have been here from the beginning Zo [00:37:31 15/07/13] Saizo : Lol Xavi [00:37:35 15/07/13] Saizo : u remembered [00:37:47 15/07/13] @ Xavier : :D ofcourse [00:37:54 15/07/13] @ Hisame : . [00:38:08 15/07/13] Zodiac : oh ok [00:38:19 15/07/13] @ Hisame : What did I come back to? [00:38:21 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Skyguard skyguard [00:38:27 15/07/13] Saizo : oh lol [00:38:28 15/07/13] @ Xavier : shall I pm you the beginning of the story Zo? [00:38:30 15/07/13] Rina Mara : story time [00:38:32 15/07/13] @ Xavier : or you good/ [00:38:39 15/07/13] @ Xavier : [00:38:30] Rina Mara : story time [00:38:42 15/07/13] Saizo : I was wondering why Rissy was so chill [00:38:45 15/07/13] @ Xavier : story time indeed [00:38:49 15/07/13] Rina Mara : lol [00:38:51 15/07/13] Zodiac : i'm fine [00:38:57 15/07/13] Zodiac : i need to finish my app anyway [00:38:58 15/07/13] @ Xavier : very well [00:39:01 15/07/13] Saizo : u sure? [00:39:08 15/07/13] Saizo : its quite the story [00:39:16 15/07/13] @ Xavier : lol [00:39:21 15/07/13] @ Xavier : all da plot twists [00:39:22 15/07/13] Saizo : could win a mark twain award [00:40:12 15/07/13] Rina Mara : dragonite turns into rissy's skyguard named Requiem [00:40:24 15/07/13] Saizo : nah [00:40:26 15/07/13] @ Xavier : lol [00:40:35 15/07/13] Saizo : dont wanna downgrade Dragonite [00:40:52 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Shall I include Req as well? [00:41:00 15/07/13] Saizo : Dragonite is a free majestic spirit [00:41:08 15/07/13] Saizo : we can include him I guess [00:41:10 15/07/13] Rina Mara : yes he is one of us now [00:41:17 15/07/13] Saizo : he is my explorer buddy [00:41:26 15/07/13] Saizo : he is the boots to my dora lol [00:41:34 15/07/13] @ Xavier : lol [00:41:34 15/07/13] Zodiac : HYPER BEAM!!!!! [00:41:44 15/07/13] Rina Mara : and since he hit a 99 he needs to be the skyguard that jhons fight [00:42:01 15/07/13] Saizo : Jhon cant fight [00:42:10 15/07/13] Saizo : he weak [00:42:19 15/07/13] @ Xavier : indeed [00:42:22 15/07/13] Saizo : Thats why I had to bail him out [00:42:26 15/07/13] @ Xavier : damn mortal [00:42:29 15/07/13] Saizo : hmm [00:42:42 15/07/13] Saizo : Ill give him a hatchet [00:42:47 15/07/13] Saizo : now he can fight [00:42:59 15/07/13] @ Xavier : ah alright [00:43:05 15/07/13] Saizo : a tank hatchet [00:43:10 15/07/13] Saizo : with lazers [00:43:16 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Req will destroy Jhon [00:43:19 15/07/13] @ Xavier : dear god [00:43:20 15/07/13] Saizo : and a PEZ dispenser [00:43:33 15/07/13] Saizo : tables have turned [00:43:40 15/07/13] Rina Mara : with a muffin hat [00:43:48 15/07/13] Saizo : Wow Rina [00:43:54 15/07/13] Saizo : no need to go overboard [00:43:58 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Jhon would send his Dragonite to deal with the 2 headed beast for now, as he would confront the enchantress [00:44:23 15/07/13] Saizo : muffin hat, jeez [00:44:36 15/07/13] Saizo : he wouldnt need his godpowers with ona those [00:44:57 15/07/13] Rina Mara : muffin hat increase jhon chances of listening to Saizo [00:45:02 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Laughing at the male, she would summon yet another guardian to her side... [00:45:15 15/07/13] Saizo : hmm [00:45:25 15/07/13] Saizo : maybe he does need muffin hat [00:45:38 15/07/13] Saizo : nah [00:45:42 15/07/13] Saizo : ill just threaten him [00:45:48 15/07/13] Saizo : with dog shit [00:45:51 15/07/13] @ Hisame : the magnificent negrodamus [00:45:55 15/07/13] Saizo : then he wil listen [00:45:59 15/07/13] @ Hisame : XD [00:46:12 15/07/13] Saizo : negrodamus ._. [00:46:17 15/07/13] Saizo : sounds strong [00:46:27 15/07/13] @ Hisame : he is [00:46:29 15/07/13] Saizo : wait a sec [00:46:37 15/07/13] Saizo : negro dam us [00:46:39 15/07/13] @ Hisame : he has a pimp hand that could shatter the sun [00:46:44 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lawl [00:46:49 15/07/13] Rina Mara : lol [00:46:57 15/07/13] Saizo : XD [00:47:02 15/07/13] Saizo : welp [00:47:05 15/07/13] Saizo : jhons dead [00:47:26 15/07/13] @ Hisame : welp now that I have plot twisted you [00:47:28 15/07/13] @ Hisame : have fun! [00:47:33 15/07/13] Saizo : Or [00:47:37 15/07/13] Saizo : I send my aide [00:47:41 15/07/13] Saizo : Req [00:47:47 15/07/13] Saizo : to save the day [00:47:50 15/07/13] Rina Mara : until the great Xazzy revives him with the help of his apprentice Blair [00:47:58 15/07/13] Saizo : or that [00:48:02 15/07/13] Saizo : Or both [00:48:02 15/07/13] @ Xavier : I look away [00:48:10 15/07/13] @ Xavier : and plot twists were made [00:48:21 15/07/13] Saizo : no [00:48:25 15/07/13] Saizo : Xavi [00:48:41 15/07/13] Saizo : I want my fish taco [00:49:07 15/07/13] Saizo : that is why, I sent boots [00:49:09 15/07/13] @ Xavier : lol anywho [00:49:17 15/07/13] Saizo : it was to be anticipated [00:49:27 15/07/13] Saizo : plot not twisted [00:49:33 15/07/13] @ Xavier : not doin negrodamus [00:49:44 15/07/13] @ Xavier : all that pimpage... it rivals mine [00:49:48 15/07/13] @ Xavier : cant have that [00:49:51 15/07/13] @ Hisame : lol [00:49:56 15/07/13] Saizo : lol [00:50:10 15/07/13] @ Hisame : Xav has found one so strong even he is unsure [00:50:35 15/07/13] @ Xavier : psh im sure as hell gunna pimp him down to size [00:50:41 15/07/13] @ Xavier : he shall know his place [00:50:48 15/07/13] @ Hisame : idk [00:50:54 15/07/13] Rina Mara : GMP Xazzy revives Jhon with the help of his hoe Blair or Halo [00:50:56 15/07/13] @ Hisame : he sees all and pimps all [00:51:38 15/07/13] @ Xavier : well in a world where Saizo is a god [00:51:44 15/07/13] Rina Mara : GMP Xazzy destroys universes with he pimp slaps [00:51:48 15/07/13] @ Xavier : who knows what could've happened to me [00:51:56 15/07/13] @ Xavier : [00:51:44] Rina Mara : GMP Xazzy destroys universes with he pimp slaps [00:51:59 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Damn right [00:52:00 15/07/13] Saizo : wait [00:52:09 15/07/13] * Xavier high fives Rina [00:52:09 15/07/13] Saizo : da fuq does that mean? [00:52:23 15/07/13] Saizo : In a world where I am god? [00:52:29 15/07/13] * Rina Mara jumps up to High five Xazzy [00:52:38 15/07/13] @ Xavier : a god* [00:52:48 15/07/13] Saizo : no no [00:52:59 15/07/13] @ Xavier : are you not Saizo the awesome in this story? [00:53:02 15/07/13] Saizo : as God i eliminate all other gods exsistence [00:53:15 15/07/13] @ Xavier : cept Morgan [00:53:18 15/07/13] Saizo : thus i become THE God [00:53:20 15/07/13] @ Xavier : one does not simply [00:53:21 15/07/13] Saizo : well [00:53:26 15/07/13] Saizo : Morgan isnt god [00:53:30 15/07/13] Saizo : he is beyond that [00:53:38 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Tis true [00:53:42 15/07/13] @ Xavier : very well [00:53:45 15/07/13] Saizo : Gods call him God [00:53:53 15/07/13] @ Xavier : seems Saizo is the god [00:54:10 15/07/13] Saizo : :3 [00:54:27 15/07/13] @ Xavier : hmm [00:54:31 15/07/13] @ Xavier : lost my place now [00:54:36 15/07/13] Saizo : actually [00:54:38 15/07/13] @ Xavier : yall distracted me with nonsense [00:54:40 15/07/13] Saizo : as The God [00:54:45 15/07/13] Saizo : id get lonely [00:55:02 15/07/13] Saizo : I want all the rest of them back [00:55:11 15/07/13] Saizo : :P [00:55:21 15/07/13] @ Xavier : well I want myself in the story, guys good or bad? for myself [00:55:32 15/07/13] @ Xavier : shall I aid the enchantress? [00:55:34 15/07/13] Saizo : be neutral [00:55:36 15/07/13] @ Xavier : or be team Sai? [00:55:46 15/07/13] Rina Mara : be bad [00:55:50 15/07/13] Saizo : just jump in and pimpslap em all in place [00:56:01 15/07/13] Saizo : be all like [00:56:06 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lol [00:56:11 15/07/13] Saizo : "Awh Hell Naw" [00:56:20 15/07/13] @ Xavier : we shall see [00:56:26 15/07/13] Rina Mara : so you and the enchantress can have kids [00:56:29 15/07/13] Saizo : "Yall Aint Fightin Here [00:56:53 15/07/13] @ Xavier : lol damn Rina [00:56:55 15/07/13] Saizo : Bitches be cray if yall think you fightin heya" [00:57:05 15/07/13] Saizo : But wait [00:57:08 15/07/13] @ Xavier : ah yes [00:57:13 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Rissy is summoning req [00:57:16 15/07/13] Saizo : you can have kids with Saizo too? [00:57:25 15/07/13] Rina Mara : nooo [00:57:26 15/07/13] Saizo : adopted? [00:57:39 15/07/13] Saizo : Lego? [00:57:48 15/07/13] @ Xavier : no? [00:57:54 15/07/13] @ Xavier : was that at me? [00:57:58 15/07/13] Saizo : Dovahchildren? [00:58:07 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lol the greatest babies [00:58:17 15/07/13] Saizo : damn straight [00:58:37 15/07/13] Rina Mara : you have Rina, Blair, and Halo [00:58:39 15/07/13] Saizo : dont get much better [00:58:50 15/07/13] @ Hisame : . [00:58:54 15/07/13] Saizo : ok ok om [00:58:58 15/07/13] @ Xavier : so I can continue or? [00:59:03 15/07/13] Saizo : We must contine [00:59:07 15/07/13] Rina Mara : continue [00:59:15 15/07/13] Saizo : continue [00:59:17 15/07/13] @ Xavier : we still in an intermission? [00:59:24 15/07/13] Saizo : nah [00:59:30 15/07/13] @ Xavier : alright [01:00:55 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Having summoned one of her more powerful, and aggressive guardians yet extremely annoying... Requiem would be brought forth to battle [01:01:13 15/07/13] Rina Mara : lmao [01:01:24 15/07/13] Saizo : extremely annoying lol [01:01:34 15/07/13] Saizo : sounds about right [01:01:42 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Ikr Sai [01:01:47 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Couldnt give um too much credit [01:02:01 15/07/13] Saizo : lol [01:02:05 15/07/13] Rina Mara : he does seem aggressive though [01:02:42 15/07/13] @ Xavier : After popping off a few jokes about killin peoples he would turn his attention to Jhon and present his level 99 sword of injustice [01:02:58 15/07/13] Saizo : XD [01:03:03 15/07/13] Rina Mara : XD [01:03:13 15/07/13] Saizo : injustice indeed [01:04:09 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Jhon, now being of mortal in title and in power was extremely outmatched... however in his time of need Sai would send another gift to aid Jhon's ass again " I better get my Taco later you fuck" [01:04:29 15/07/13] Saizo : Lololololol [01:04:35 15/07/13] Rina Mara : fish taco XD [01:05:04 15/07/13] @ Xavier : ah wait... Halo or Blair? [01:05:13 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Halo right? [01:05:17 15/07/13] Saizo : both [01:05:24 15/07/13] @ Xavier : well damn [01:05:29 15/07/13] Saizo : I want my taco that bad [01:05:37 15/07/13] Rina Mara : yes both [01:06:19 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Sending both the angel guardians Halo and Blair to his aid, Jhon would gain the upper hand [01:07:49 15/07/13] @ Xavier : The battle was about to begin, only to be halted by a single bright light that floated above them all... out of the light spawned the one and only Pimp God Of Gods Xavier [01:08:05 15/07/13] Rina Mara : YES [01:08:06 15/07/13] Saizo : oOo [01:10:21 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Having seen a whole bunch of bull shit start popping off Xavier would make himself present before the group and one by one, using his pimp hand he would smack all of them, except the Enchantress... he would proceed to throw jam in her face before smacking her with the pimp hand "What the fuck yall doing!? making all this god damn noise and shit, quit all this dumbass fighting and give this niqqa what he want so Saizo can stop harassing me about this god damn fish taco!" [01:10:45 15/07/13] Saizo : LOL [01:10:56 15/07/13] Saizo : Go damn it Xavi [01:10:57 15/07/13] Rina Mara : XD [01:11:04 15/07/13] Saizo : gonna make me piss my pants [01:11:11 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lawl [01:12:37 15/07/13] @ Hisame : . [01:13:37 15/07/13] Saizo : ^ no fucks given [01:14:31 15/07/13] @ Xavier : After managing to recover from the jam pimp smack of Heaven and Hell, the Enchantress would glare at the pimp god " I do regret ever having your children... you lousy excuse for a god!" after having her say she would call off her guardians and proceed to hear the mortal out... "what is it that you want?" [01:15:05 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Yes [01:15:07 15/07/13] Saizo : wb [01:15:26 15/07/13] Zodiac : thanks [01:15:29 15/07/13] Saizo : Lol Xavi, it just gets better and better [01:17:06 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Jhon, gathering his pride and strength would announce "I want your mother fucking cookies bitch!" the Enchantress, whoms anger was boiling at this point wanted nothing more then to completely blow the man apart however that couldnt be done as long as Xavier's pimp handed ass was here, so she would calm herself and throw the cookies at Jhon "Tell Saizo I said 'I hope he chokes on um'" [01:17:16 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lol I try Sai [01:17:42 15/07/13] Saizo : dat attitude lol [01:17:57 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Seems legit [01:18:03 15/07/13] Rina Mara : pimp handed ass lol [01:18:18 15/07/13] Saizo : Lol [01:18:46 15/07/13] Rina Mara : we need this to go into the cb funnies [01:19:18 15/07/13] Saizo : it really does deserve it [01:19:47 15/07/13] Rina Mara : Xazzy I hope you saved the story [01:20:14 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Gathering up the cookies he would thank the pimp god Xavier before climbing aboard his Dragonite. Xavier would call out to the mortal "Dont forget Saizo's mother fucking Fish Taco!" after addressing Jhon he would turn his attention to the Enchantress, Rissy "The fuck you mean Im a lousy god? you out your god damn mind" and the bickering would ensure as Jhon would leave thecave [01:20:23 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lol ofcourse I saveds it [01:20:38 15/07/13] Saizo : Lol [01:21:00 15/07/13] @ Xavier : damn Ensue* [01:21:02 15/07/13] Rina Mara : lol [01:21:14 15/07/13] Saizo : it would be so ironic if i decided i didnt want the taco after all tbis [01:21:24 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Damnit Sai [01:21:25 15/07/13] @ Xavier : <_< [01:21:34 15/07/13] Saizo : Lol [01:21:37 15/07/13] Saizo : but nah [01:21:46 15/07/13] Saizo : I want it [01:21:55 15/07/13] Saizo : just not right now [01:22:01 15/07/13] Saizo : give it an hour [01:22:30 15/07/13] Saizo : maybe 2 [01:23:14 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Jhon having now acquired both the fish taco, from a local food stand, and the Enchantresses' cookies, he would race back to the Chat Box to meet with Saizo the awesome once more [01:23:51 15/07/13] Saizo : how local? *squints eyes* [01:24:28 15/07/13] Rina Mara : netherworld local [01:24:41 15/07/13] Saizo : hmm [01:24:57 15/07/13] Saizo : ive heard good things [01:25:14 15/07/13] Saizo : there tacos are suppose to be "out of this world" [01:25:32 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Upon arriving however a note could be seen on the entrance, it read "dear Jhonson or whatever your name is I've gone off to my mother's house to get some of her fish tacos, sit your slow ass down inside the box until I have returned!~ clearly writtened by Saizo the Awesome [01:25:41 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lol dat pun [01:25:51 15/07/13] @ Hisame : . [01:26:38 15/07/13] Saizo : my puns are refined tools of mass percision [01:26:41 15/07/13] Saizo : and lol [01:26:52 15/07/13] Saizo : my mom doesnt make fish tacos [01:27:06 15/07/13] @ Xavier : She does in le story [01:27:12 15/07/13] Rina Mara : haha made a mistake [01:27:25 15/07/13] @ Xavier : psh no mistakes [01:27:32 15/07/13] Saizo : lol,xavi [01:27:52 15/07/13] Saizo : pretty much said fuck that she is makin the tacos [01:27:55 15/07/13] Rina Mara : when he slapped us it gave her the powers to make them [01:28:05 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Had to be done [01:28:12 15/07/13] Saizo : o.o ^ [01:28:17 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Lol RIna [01:28:25 15/07/13] Saizo : pimp slaps given power to cook [01:28:31 15/07/13] Saizo : impressive [01:28:43 15/07/13] Rina Mara : gives alot of powers [01:29:00 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Indeed [01:29:43 15/07/13] Zodiac : oh [01:29:45 15/07/13] Zodiac : no [01:30:16 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Jhon, having gone through all that would take a seat inside the chatbox... clearly exhausted from thee whole ordeal but soon it would be over right? [01:30:27 15/07/13] Saizo : NOPE [01:30:33 15/07/13] Saizo : BOOK 2!?!?! [01:30:42 15/07/13] @ Xavier : xD [01:30:50 15/07/13] Rina Mara : with jojo in it [01:30:54 15/07/13] @ Xavier : Book 2 indeed [01:31:08 15/07/13] Saizo : new characters shall be in luded [01:31:13 15/07/13] Saizo : included [01:31:29 15/07/13] Saizo : but post book 1 first [01:31:32 15/07/13] @ Xavier : the story has come to a conclusion well at least book 1 has [01:31:39 15/07/13] Saizo : ah
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